So naughty things to say on the next Danksgiving You got one with a huge breast Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. It's Cool Whip time If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst. That's one terrific spread you have. Do you want the dark meat or the white meat? Are you ready for seconds yet? It's a little dry but I'll eat it Just wait your turn, you will get some Do..... .....n't play with your meat Just spread the legs open and stuff it in How long will it take after you put it in I didn't expect everyone to come at once. You still have a little on your chin You'll know it's ready when it pops up