A few days ago my mom bought a watermelon only to find upon opening it that it was yellow and rotten inside. Then, yesterday, she goes to Winn-Dixie and absentmindedly tells them that the last watermelon she bought was rotten, so they gave her a free watermelon. Then she gets home and realizes that she bought the first watermelon at Walmart. She's always been an upstanding citizen with a strong moral compass, so she freaked out about it the entire day. lmao I'm not sure if there was much of a point to this thread but you're welcome GC.
[quote name='"DaWood"']thats how parents are bro[/quote] Good thing or else we'd be more rebellions ...... This our or the next one is the first generation that will do worse than their parents
after reading this thread I have a sudden urge to chop a watermelon in half in 1 clean shot with a sword
[quote name='"Niveuspuer"']A few days ago my mom bought a watermelon only to find upon opening it that it was yellow and rotten inside. Then, yesterday, she goes to Winn-Dixie and absentmindedly tells them that the last watermelon she bought was rotten, so they gave her a free watermelon. Then she gets home and realizes that she bought the first watermelon at Walmart. She's always been an upstanding citizen with a strong moral compass, so she freaked out about it the entire day. lmao I'm not sure if there was much of a point to this thread but you're welcome GC.[/quote] My mom did something silimar. She brought bunch of things at the store forgot thr dvd was at the bottom of the cart walked out of the super market no scanners went off. And noticed when she got home and was scared to go back thinking something would happe.
The last watermelon that I had was shit as well... Maybe I shall take this to Pandora's box.... This must be some sort of watermelon conspiracy.
[quote name='"Led Zepp"']after reading this thread I have a sudden urge to chop a watermelon in half in 1 clean shot with a sword [/quote] Damn you now I'm going to play fruit ninja
my mom would be going crazy guilty too. she is just that way... lol id have to convince her its not a big deal and its the stores fault...
Your mother is going to be locked up for a long time bro. They don't mess around about stolen watermelons
Dude I work in produce at a grocery store.. We have this giant machete-like knives specifically for cutting melons. I sit out back when its slow and I'm bored, throwing random fruit up in the air and slicing it right in half.. Such a satisfying feeling
[quote name='"jmick"']Don't shop at walmart all their produce is shit....[/quote] What he said^ dont buy meat there either.