I'm surprised you didn't tie him up with a 50 foot extention cord and set his ass on fire. I watch Lockup: Name your prison: I hear about people like this all the time. You can't help these people. I know, I was like that 20 years ago. They can only fix themselves.
so tell whoever pinched it whats good, to not do it again, and to get some respect. theres no need to fight over a pinch though