So my dad is watching porn downstairs as I type this.

Discussion in 'General' started by ACole420, Feb 17, 2010.

  1. And it is fucking LOUD!!!

    Jeez dad have some respect. I mean understand you're hard of hearing and what not but you do realize you got a 20 yr old son with perfect hearing right upstairs.

    It sounds like some hardcore shit btw. I wonder what site he's on :rolleyes:

    Anyone else got some stories of their parents and porn?
     
  2. No, no. And I'm glad I don't
     
  3. If I heard that I would probably leave the house out of awkwardness
     
  4. once when i was younger i forgot to delete the history after i was finished with a nice pornography session.

    my step mom went through and watched it and told my dad. bitch
     
  5. noise cancelling headphones
     
  6. lmao, i checked my grandpa's history the other night and found lots of porn sites on there. But of course he put parental controls on my account blocking porn:mad:
     
  7. I dont find it awkward because he's only human and he has urges too. I just wish he would have some respect and turn it down. Plus I feel bad cause I guess my mom aint giving him any action.

    Oh well ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
     
  8. Thanks for sharing.

    Maybe he needs a hand ?
     
  9. yea his own :devious:. Or my moms.
     
  10. Yes many weird interactions...back when I was a Freshman in high school we had one computer and I would start typing in a website and BAM tons of weird porn sites pop up....once I walked into my parents room in mid-day to get a laundry basket and a drawer in the nighstand was open with condoms everywhere...

    So yea I am pretty fucked up from my formative years but luckily have no weird porn fetishes.
     
  11. Bad idea. What if someone walks in?? Guess you will still be wacking away cause you couldn't hear them.
     
  12. god damnit when I was younger my mom always seemed to check the history after I had one of those random fetish urges.

    serioulsy after it happend the second time i left regular porn on the screen before I left for school just so she wouldnt think i was weird. paused it right when the girl was getting pounded in the mouth...lmao
     

  13. Oh I can answer this, :D

    Just use one headphone

    Btw. thats fuckin weird man, I never heard my dad do that, if he even watches porn lmao. But I have heard my parents fucking, and that shit was aqward as hell
     
  14. uh what? Noise cancelling headphones for the OP so he can just blast music and not have to hear that nastiness goin on... idk what you're talkin about
     
  15. You should go downstairs and catch him in the act.:devious:
     
  16. I never understood why people think its weird when there parents are doing it. I mean how the hell you think we were born? Although it would be awkward to catch em in the act.

    When Im 60 i hope to be getting some action still.

    Update on my dads porn watching. I think hes done I dont hear it anymore but he couldve just turned it down. Who knows tho and I aint going down to find out.
     

  17. nononono

    I'm all for it, fuck all they want, fuck when I'M NOT THERE
     
  18. ^^^ Well of course however my room is at the other end of the house so I cant here shit.

    I bet my dad is jealous tho when he hears me banging my g/f and he aint getting any :rolleyes:
     

  19. now thats a family:)haha
     
  20. I've walked in on my dad watching porn numerous times. VERY awkward.

    Everytime I've done it, he either didn't see me walk in on him, or I've played it off like I didn't see shit. I mean, how else can you deal with that? Fuck man...

    He watches some pretty crazy shit too, like 50 year old biker dudes nailing teenagers.
     

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