so my cat is pretty baked

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by notelliot, Aug 28, 2005.

  1. listening to the rolling stones
     

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  2. What a craaaaazy kitty.
     
  3. Cute cat. Cats are fucking great. I have a kitten, I'm wondering, does Marijuana have any effects on cats? I know catnip does, but does 'our' Marijuana have any effect?
     
  4. ^^ im pretty farking sure. our one cat loves to toke. a few others will, and then some wont at all...
    this one, who trips out all day as it is, loves to toke. shes a loner, not friends with the other cats, so when we toke her up she hangs out with us for hours. she knows when we are going to toke too. she always seems to peak in at us when we are gettin things ready lol silly stoner cat.

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  5. did you paint her nails purple and pink. lmfao
     

  6. yea thats super gay.
     
  7. LoL, she did to. Stoner cats rule :D

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  8. The first time my cat got stoned was by accident. I didnt realize she was in the room. She flipped out!!! She ran all over the house like something was chasing her and then hid under my desk. Everytime I moved she bug out and run to another location until I was back at my desk. Wondering what will happen if I get her stoned again.
     

  9. im gay, but my cat isnt. we took her insides out so now she doesnt know anything about that now. would it be gay if I did paint my cats nails? hmmm... an issue that should be looked into by our government to let them decide for sure.


    but to answer this, no, but if I did, my gay actions would be surely justified. :rolleyes:
    sure it looks that way, you guys are obviousy not cat owners
    LOL, do yuo know how much it stings to get scratched by a cat? do you think for a second that they would just sit there and let someone paint their nails? lol, thanks for the laugh..
    they are caps for nails. we superglue those bitches on their real nails so they dont claw the shit out of everything. my flesh included. furniture is expensive.
     
  10. i should get some of those for my cat.
    and tooth caps for my dog.
     
  11. dude, I didn't think you were gay if you had done it. I just thought it was absoblutely hilarious that you were that baked you painted your cats nails.
     

  12. you never said anything about gay!

    actually its not my cats, they were here when I moved here. But the first time I ever came into the house, I was like, holy shit you people paint the cats nails?!?! and it only occurred to me as an after thought that that is totally ridiculous! so i had to laugh at myself when I was set straight (lol not any sort of pun whatsoever!) by the owners, that they put these "caps" on the cats nails on the cats that werent delcawed.
    my face was red!

    anh you didnt say gay?! stop fucking with me notelliot

    but yea so we never painted the cats nails.
     
  13. Notelliot: Your cat looks like the coolest cat in the history of cool cats.
     
  14. sensimil.....

    are you high? lmao your posts don't make much sense to me (the last couple of them).

    lol, I was kind of hoping that you would have actually painted her nails instead of the caps cuz that would have been crazy
     

  15. extremely high :smoking:
    but I know what you were saying!! I was being smart about what popsson said...

    i thought it was funny you were inquiring! I thought it was funny when I had to ask the same question. but for the moment when I thought they had painted the cats nails, I thought that would be crazy, funny ridicouli etc etc bleh anyway, we good.
    or at least i am :smoke:
     
  16. we trim the nails on our two kitties (4 months and soo cute!!!), but they grow back so fast! I was wondering, was it hard for you to get the nail caps on there? Also, how long do they stay on there? And does you cat ever like try to eat them or get them off? Our kitties love eating things that they shouldn't so I think they'd try to eat them... would they be able to get them off? Thanks!
     
  17. Stoned cats are a trip...

    Our ol shop cat would jump up on your shoulder when you were smokin a joint an purr into you blew it enough hits to get stoned.....then he'd jump over the the paint mixin table an sniff all the empty cans....LOL..


    fucker loved to get high...didnt live long...but he made the best of it..
     


  18. whatever you do, dont declaw them!
    it doesnt sound like youd go in that direction, but just to be sure I had to say my peace:smoke:
    so kitten eh? Not cats yet? lol...
    I could check with my gf, she had these critters since they were kittens, I can ask when did they start putting them on them..im not sure if they are OK with it as kittens?? so ill ask..
    We do a "nail check" every month. sometimes sooner, but about every 4 weeks we find a few nails missing. maybe 1-3 per 1 cat, both front paws. theres a special glue to use, and no they dont really like being woke up from their naps to be intreupted to put these things on..its a 2 person job unless your cat doesnt have an attitude about being hassled HA!
    they fall off, so its a chore, but the carpet and sofas and ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING looks real nice like still.
    They dont seem to try to get them off. I think after a while, they become use to it. its certainly more humane than declawing though. and you can call a number not even speak to a biatch to reorder nails. they come in all sizes. and I should work for the company. omgsh.
     

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