I blew the hit out the window, unlock the door and she says the garage door is opening and someone is stealing my car. So I run out and find everything is ok. It turns out the button of the garage door opener that I have in my car was stuck and decided to open the fucking garage door the second I decided to smoke. I got chewed out for smoking in the house and that was that. Talk about terrible fucking luck.
Dude I remeber when my grandmama ran down to my room one day and said " your mom needs your help right now!! " And I had just lit a bowl, so I walked hazily upstairs and found my mom nowhere. I get back down stairs to find that my bowl had been cashed...hmmmm....grandma? And yeah, it turned out that it was her, but she paid me back
My car got robbed while I was watching Harold & Kumar go to White Castle last year. They made off with my iPod and eyedrops, i was blazed as fuck and reacted very slowly when I heard my alarm go off.