I got some salad And Packed a huge plate of it, and went for a walk and ate it, i didnt even finish it. Like about 2/thirds, like 6 bites. And im soooooooooo full. So im walking my dog, and get lost, and end up by the police department. Full off some great salad. Out front mind you, smelling like dressing. It was soo scary. But now im back home, feeling full.
Sounds like your a little health conscious bitch who eats alot of salad. Just kidding. I used to have to walk for like an hour between my house and my weed guy's pad and there was always tons of cops it seemed like on the way back. I don't usually get paranoid when stoned, but when you're baked as fuck and have a nice bag of some stinky chronic on you it can happen.
Tonight we have two choices available to you, free of charge, but you may only choose one meal. Here we have a fresh garden salad... or would you like SOME MOTHERFUCKING BACON!?