I woke up on the floor with a traffic cone next to my head. I get up and I see 2 stray cats walking around the house, so I have to kick them out. I go to the bathroom and in the sink is a live chicken with an egg laid. I'm not sure how the fuck this all happened, but I was quite perplexed.
I'm hoping you at least went out and got blackout drunk as opposed to this just happening during a normal nights sleep.....?
Now that's how you know you had a good time!!! Check phone and pockets, usually helps me piece together my blackout nights haha..