So I woke up...

Discussion in 'General' started by [0[eagjo, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. I woke up on the floor with a traffic cone next to my head. I get up and I see 2 stray cats walking around the house, so I have to kick them out. I go to the bathroom and in the sink is a live chicken with an egg laid. I'm not sure how the fuck this all happened, but I was quite perplexed.
     
  2. So did you have eggs for breakfast?
     
  3. I'm hoping you at least went out and got blackout drunk as opposed to this just happening during a normal nights sleep.....?
     
  4. Well you do live in khazictancina
     
  5. You should check your closets...

    Chances are therea a live goat/bird in there...
     
  6. Now that's how you know you had a good time!!!
    Check phone and pockets, usually helps me piece together my blackout nights haha..
     
  7. sounds like the intro to the hangover 3
     

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