So i went to my local sex shop..

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Crispy21, Nov 7, 2012.

  1. Well after a few threads on sex toys, i decided it was time for me to get my own fleshlight. I walked into my local sex shop (first time) and was like a kid in a candy store. I browsed for a long time and finally went to the fleshlight section. I picked out a nice ribbed one with massaging beads :D. The cashier was totally cool and picked me out a good lubricant lol. I def will be going there again very very soon.

    And i wish i could post pics :mad:

    Anyone else have any great sex shop experiences?
     
  2. #2 TheTokinPanda, Nov 7, 2012
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    :rolleyes: i dont see what posting a pic of it would to any harm. Since women post pics of their toys. Try it out. might make you feel better.


    I went to my first sex shop in search of a porn dvd to watch with the husband. We got a blu ray because we thought "Who else has a blu ray porn .right?" The cover of this thing has a very sexy tan bleach blonde big breasted long legged (wearing heals and leather) standing by a sweet vehicle. id say similar to a corvette just unsure of what it is...

    so we get home and the entire film was about him penetrating her anus and putting in beads and then making her walk around with the handle of a whip plugging her. He would swish the whip with his hand like it was her tail. He eventually ass pounded her then made her suck his dick after. Which was nasty as fuck and the entire time Im watching this I was thinking OW ...
     
  3. No, ill get the banhammer if i post pics lol
     
  4. maybe he just doesn't have a camera bro
    :smoke:

    edit: nvm lol
     
  5. werent you the one knocking these things saying youd rather just be a virgin without a fake pussy or some shit like that?

    i kind of want one, and at the same time do not.

    i have a feeling if i had one, it would completely destroy my desire to meet women.
     

  6. I love porn like that, anal beads are so sexy
     
  7. Maybe i did, but i just said fuck it now. Im not getting any pussy cuz women flat out dont like me. Might as well experience something closer to sex than my hand. Im hoping this will make me crave real pusy even more and hopefully make me try harder. (far shot)
     
  8. [quote name='"Broses"']werent you the one knocking these things saying youd rather just be a virgin without a fake pussy or some shit like that?

    i kind of want one, and at the same time do not.

    i have a feeling if i had one, it would completely destroy my desire to meet women.[/quote]

    It doesn't bro I have four, I still go out every weekend in search of real puss, it doesn't crush the desire at all
     
  9. ^ lol why do you have four?
     
  10. i would also like to know this.

    seems kind of pointless to have more than one, but whatever lol.
     
  11. [quote name='"tihanachu"']^ lol why do you have four?[/quote]

    I was drunk one night and flesh light was having a sale so I ordered four lol, they all have diff textures inside

    Edit I honestly don't think it's any better than using your hand
     
  12. [quote name='"JRX BUDWEISER"']

    I was drunk one night and flesh light was having a sale so I ordered four lol, they all have diff textures inside

    Edit I honestly don't think it's any better than using your hand[/quote]

    Definitely not any better than your hand if you're using cheap lube. That includes the cheap shit Fleshlight includes.

    Buy yourself some Gun Oil and tell me that shit doesn't feel better than your hand lol
     
  13. Astroglide bitches
     
  14. [quote name='"cookiecrisp"']

    Definitely not any better than your hand if you're using cheap lube. That includes the cheap shit Fleshlight includes.

    Buy yourself some Gun Oil and tell me that shit doesn't feel better than your hand lol[/quote]

    Gun oil lol well I'm a redneck so I'm sure there's some around
     
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    I have had wonderful adventures with this.
     
  16. WE WANNA SEE THe POCKET PUSSY!
     
  17. [quote name='"JeetJeet"']WE WANNA SEE THe POCKET PUSSY![/quote]

    Go to www.fleshlight.com not Gettin a ban hammer
     
  18. Yea its a pretty average fleshlight, blue in color lol
     
  19. All of mine are skin colored haha
     
  20. [quote name='"Crispy21"']Astroglide bitches[/quote]

    Yeah no. That's about the worst you can get haha
     

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