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So I think i found a way to beat my drug test

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by sn0wcap420, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. #1 sn0wcap420, Jan 12, 2010
    OK hey guys whatsup, im new here but ive lurked for a while, great site btw :D

    Ok so I am randomly drug tested twice a month due to an incident that happened a while back. So I go to a clinic type place to get the test, and all I do is piss in a cup, and there is a temperature strip on the cup, and all they do is put in a dip stick that tests for cocaine and thc. as far as i know, and im pretty damn positive, they dont send it to a lab. I mean if it was postive they might but so far ive tested negative. I go in a room and they dont monitor me. What kind of shit could I add to my piss itself to pass? I heard bleach, but I heard from ONE source that you have to dilute the piss as well. I also heard visine and vinegar. My plan is to fill up a visine bottle with whatever works, and just carry it with me all the time (since theyre random). Thanks for any help, I know you get asked this kind of shit a lot, im sorry.


    Peace and hopefully I will be toking soon!:hello:
     
  2. #2 maryjwanna4, Jan 12, 2010
    or get a litte bottle and get someone that is no doubt clean to piss in it for you or by the fake piss and keep it on you at all times so its body temp and not visiable and when they go to test you put the piss in the cup and then piss a little in the toilet make it look legit
     
  3. #3 undrthetbldrmn, Jan 12, 2010
    Sorry guy,

    Do not try and attempt to cheat a drug test. Most of the time, you will get caught. I was a correctional officer for a couple of years and military before that, and every person that tried to cheat the urinalysis test got busted.

    My advice? Wait. It's not worth it, especially if there is a chance of jail. It's weed guy.
     
  4. #4 sn0wcap420, Jan 12, 2010
    No dude, its for my school. If I wait i have to wait till the end of the year. Its not that i CANT wait, its the fact that its my senior year;i want to be blazin it up!
     
  5. #5 sn0wcap420, Jan 13, 2010
    bump for resin highness:smoking: now i really need to know hot to beat these hahaha
     
  6. #6 muzick, Jan 13, 2010
    Try putting bleach powder in your piss. A friend of mine told me it works, but I'm not exactly sure.

    I've never been tested, though.

    If you end up getting caught because of my advice I DEEPLY apologize in advance. :D
     
  7. #7 sn0wcap420, Jan 13, 2010
    lol my test was supposed to be today, but it got post poned :hello:bump
     
  8. #8 thompsonbassman, Jan 13, 2010
    man get a friend who is clean to piss for you. but make sure that it is the right temp i heard 91-94 or something i'm not entirely sure but it needs to be heated up to the right temp.
     
  9. #9 TheCareGiver, Jan 13, 2010
    yeahh for sure! lol I've never been tested while i smoked, but a buddy of mine has and he ended up trying the fake urine you buy, and went to a local gas station near the clinic and heated it up! lol toooo hot! "Sir, im sorry but there seems to be a problem, would you like me to call your employer and see if they will allow you to pee in the cup or shall i just take this fake sample?" lol they let him test with his but he was positive. lol...
     
  10. #10 Mikayote, Jan 13, 2010
    There's a sticky about how to pass a drug test, if you havnt looked at it you migt want to.

    But don't try adding chemicals to your urine, those can all be tested for. Quick Fix (synthetic urine) or a donation from a clean friend are the best way to go, but are still risky.

    You tape a tied off condom full of the clean urine to the inside of your thigh an hour or so before the test, to give it time to warm to body temp. You go in the room, wait a few minutes, pee in the urinal, fill the cup, flush, and go present the cup of clean, warm urine to be tested.

    This is risky because if the condom leaks, or falls off at a bad time, or if you leave any tape or the condom in the bathroom by accident, then you're gonna get nicked. They'll know you're cheating, and they'll go to a system that's harder for you to fool.

    Honestly dude... it's your senior year. Spend the time trying to get into college where you can blaze as you please.
     
  11. #11 sn0wcap420, Jan 13, 2010
    Bro all they do is have you piss and they put a dip stick in the cup that tests for cocaine and thc. if your clean they dump it out. oh and they check the temperature too. so with this any ideas of the adulterant method?
     
  12. #12 murdermore410, Jan 13, 2010
    that statement is kinda stupid cus theres no way to no if the people that passed cheated or not for all we know every single person who passed may have cheated an just not have been caught. you should have said every stupid person that tried to cheat got caught
     
  13. #13 Brosensi, Jan 14, 2010
    How do you know that every person that tried to cheat it got busted. You don't actually know for sure how many of those piss tests you passed were cheated. So really that is quite irrelevant. Drug tests are passable.
     
  14. #14 sn0wcap420, Jan 14, 2010

    Wattt
     

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