I work at a convenience store called QuikTrip, and a couple weeks ago i was sweeping the parking lot when all of the sudden a pitbull jumps out of a car that had just parked, and comes running at me full speed. It gets about 5 feet away from me when the owner yells "Don't worry he doesnt bite!!!" ha. the fuckin thing jumps up and locks onto my hand, i start trying to hit it with the broom or kick it, but this thing was relentless. It then bit my thigh and ripped my shorts completely off. Thats when i jumped backwards and the dog LOCKJAWS on MY FUCKIN BALLS!! i started to run towards the store and dove in just as it was closing (mission impossible style) i hit my head on the checkstand and turn around thinking i was safe but the dog somehow got in the store too. so im lying on the ground trying to cover my face while the pit is still nipping at me. The lady who owned the dog comes in and pulls him off me. She doesn't ask if im alright or anything, she says "I told you not to run!!" in a real bitchy tone. so a few of my co workers helped me to the backroom while blood is dripping down my hand and leg. My sack was tore open pretty bad... so anyways i get put on a stretcher and taken to the hospital where they give me tons of morphine . there was 4 puncture wounds on my ball sac which they used some glue shit on 3 and then stitched the other one. I missed a week of school, track, and hockey and when i finally did go back to school i got tons of shit for it. like "dude i heard you only have on ball now!!" or "dude you got your dick bitten off?" stuff like that. shit spreads and gets so misconstrued at my school. but this is just where the story begins. 2 days after the attack, i had to take a drug test for work. i was freakin out cause there was no way i could pass(hair folicle test). but like an hour before my mom calls me and tells me its a piss test. so i had one of my non-smoker buddies piss for me in a little pill bottle and taped it to the inside of my thigh, plus i had to wear a jockstrap for my balls so it fit pretty snug. But the kid said he just pissed before that so he couldnt go and there was barely any in the bottle. fuck. so when i get there i go in this bathroom and the amount doesnt meet the requirements. Son of a bitch. and i couldnt dilute it with water cause there was no sink and the water in the toilet was blue. So what did i do? i pissed into his piss lol and made it up to the line. then i bounced and smoked a bowl on the way home. so about a week later i get to work and i was high cause i had smoked a bunch of resin out of my pipe, but anyways i get there and my store manager is there who usually leaves at like 4 and it was 6 so i was like aw fuck...and then i turn the corner and the manager from Quiktrip corporate offices is there and thats always a bad sign... so they pull me in the backroom and inform me that i had failed my drug screening. shit. so they tell me i have to: take 5-10 weeks of a drug awareness class down at corporate offices(like 45 min away), get randomly drug screened, and PAY 100$ a SESSION FOR THAT STUPID FUCKIN DRUG CLASS. fuck that. so i talk to them for a little, then my manager makes me go in the bathroom and shave (total deusche) and i get back out on the floor and i start thinkin... its not even worth it. at all. i didnt even really like that job form the beginning. so i walk up to my chill ass assistant manager and im like "dude, i think im gonna quit" hes like shit man im gonna miss ya..so i walk up to my manager and straight up walk past him and im like "yo dennis i quit, peace" lol hes like 70. so yeah my parents bitched me out and dont believe me that i quit and are stern in believing i got fired :/ they said i have a week to find a new job or my cars gettin taken away. but i always have a job waiting for me at this company called NYS i like ref little kids sports its chill as fuck. but yeah thats my story sorry if it was mad long
A pit bull bit your balls, yet your parents are still all over your ass about getting a new job? That's about as shitty a situation as I can imagine. Hope you don't have any long-term problems with your junk. How about suing the bitch who owned the dog? You've definitely got a good case. You might be able to get a settlement out of it at the least.
Oh yeah dude i forgot to say that, we've already met with our attorney and everything its in the works.. oh and another thing, the dog bit the shaft of my dong too and missed my urethra by like 2 cm. if he wouldve hit that id be pissing out a catheder for the rest of my life but other than that, "the boys" are alright if you know what i mean
Shit, man. All I can do for you is give you some rep. Take that bitch for everything she's worth, and keep your man parts away from dogs.
Your managers really pulled that shit on you? After you got hurt on their property? Omg I'm be so fucking pissed I'd slap QT, that bitch with the dog, and whoever else I can find with a decent sized lawsuit And tell your parents to fuck off Especially your dad Tell him to try having a dog nip his balls and brush it off with a couple of advil
yeah well im suing for sure i have another meeting with the lawyer in like a week... but im still gonna need a job until i get any settlement money cause theres no telling how long the case could take
ya man... that dog just ran,jumped, and bit his last anything ever in life.... owning a pitbul is a large responcibility. most people that get them do it just for the "style" or to appear that they are a Bad ass... i own a pit, and have helped raise many. the only way to raise them right is to let them know ur the pack leader when theyre young. because they're so thick headed and stupid; pain, humanrage, and locking them in a kennel is the only way they'll learn.. my dogs now 2yrs old, and i havnt had to hit him in almost 8 months. if i yell he tucks his tail and runs to the kennel or me which evers' closest. i hate people that Dont know how to raise dogs- they do a larger injustice to the world than pot smokers. i believe if ur dog does something like this the OWNER is 100% at fault and shouldnt be allowed to own another dog EVER.
Yeah, it'll take a while, although I doubt you'll be forced to wait for any sort of actual judicial proceeding. She has absolutely nothing to stand on, so I'm sure her attorney will be trying to settle from the get go.
yeah dude, i mean what i dont understand is why she would bring a dog like that, especially a pitbull, in public like that without a leash or anything. I mean shit man what if i happened to be a little kid?
fuck ya dude i quit my job too. but it wasnt because of weed, i just called to get my schedule on monday and my general manager tells me i have a meeting with the owner and him tomorrow. i was like, "why whats up?" "uhh, why dont you just come in and we'll talk about it when you get here." well i dont like suprises, so i didnt go. fuck it, i have enough money to last about three months with my current budget. . plenty of time to land a new job. good luck with the search, and fuckin props for that gnarly ass fight you had with the dog. nothing stupider than an owner with an untrained dog
I hope you got pics of the wounds, man! You may not like looking at your damaged equipment but you'll need them in court.
Oh yeah dude ill let you guys know how it goes for sure...itll probably be a while though ill tell ya what though, first thing im investing in is an 1/8th of some strawberry cough from my boy tex
you dont have to do that drug awareness stuff do you now that you quit? Thats always a plus, good story though, keep us posted on the court deal
Damn. Talk about chain of events. Really sorry to hear about the dog incident. Hope you stay good.....and continue to heal. But i say you sue that bitch for all shes worth. "I told you not to run" I would of got up, and punched her in the throat. And i dont condone hitting girls in any way. lol But thats really fucked up how your mom gives you shit after all that.