So i just went tanning for the first time... high and it was some crazy shit i mean yo I was in the tanning machine for the first time, because I gotta move to Florida and shit, and I walked in the place, And I sensed homo everywhere I mean Rihanna was basically the only sountrack you heard btw which was playing while you tanned in this box with advertisements on it and you walk in and you basically gotta strip down naked, so Im like aight lets do this, cause being naked is Kick ass actually, and anyway it was like some star wars shit, you gotta press a button and this music and this crazy fan makes noises and I step into the Lights part, and close the door, and now I hear a muffled rihanna playing in the background which sounded like the devil talking. I was in there for there for 6 minutes, and those were the scariest, nakedest, 6 minutes of my life. Anyway I step out, and the hottest girl in the world worked at the store and I was like dude (in my my mind) : "I hope she comes over here and sucks my dick, shes mad hot, damn" Her looks at me, I look down. In the car later I was like I shoulda asked for her number she was mad hot damn for real Anyway Tanning is nuts. while high
I tan 3-4 times a week.. it is fun, but never tried it while high. I love the way my skin looks though. I'll have to try it sometime. I spend more money on this stuff then I do my weed.. lol.
lol yo why the fuck did u go to the browning salon? for real that shit turns hot girls into really unattractive fake ass fucking alien looking creatures with cancer. and if youre a guy that goes there then u gay as fuck. but whyd u do that lol was this the first time u been? like ive never had a single thought of looking at one ive never even seen one like where are they lol. and to the dude dead set i feel so sorry for u u love the way your skin looks? u probably look like that fucking frog in your sig or like a fucking wooden door u could lay down on a hard wood floor and people would walk over u and not notice for real its so obvious people fake tan when u see them
Not a dude. I'm a chick. I am not trying to get brown like that.. I'm a touch darker which is what I am happy with. Otherwise I am white as a ghost, and I don't prefer to look like that. And you probably look like an uninformed idiot who doesn't know how to spell correctly
Get em. haha I go tanning sometime too. Before I go to the beach so I don't burn. Warm tanning bed feels so awesome on a cold day. It really does makes you feel good, in kind of the way the sun does.
I don't see how people like being that dark. I do it to get a touch more color, otherwise I'd look anemic or something. I also know guys, both straight and gay who tan. Just cause you happen to be a dude, tanning doesn't make you gay. Sometimes, I'll skip a week and start again. If your skin is dry and looks like leather, then those people do it way too often, with no lotion. You're always supposed to use lotion, and lots of it.
I don't really go, just a couple times a year. hahaa I'm not super pale, but my skin burns way easy. I can go in for 6 minutes right now and probably catch on fire.
I was super pale, but I have a touch of color. If people saw me, they'd just think I was out in the sun all the time. I burn in the sun, but haven't burned once since I started tanning. It's the Mexican in me that saves me from frying to a crisp.
you're the one who felt the need to go to a tanning salon because you're moving to Florida. lol, good job bro