so..i just took a shit....again

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by 420Echoes, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. #1 420Echoes, Jan 20, 2011
    yes..for the second time actually in the last 2+ hours..
    really im ranting
    i fucking hate
    when i drop a doogen
    that, the fucking nasty ass toilet water
    splashes backup and
    splashes on my bum!!
    i mean come on man!
    what the hell
    that shit feels so gross

    its like my poo intentionaly aimedto splash rite back in my ass
    it fucking sucks.
     
  2. #2 Aquazero, Jan 20, 2011
    fuck i hate when that happens lol
     
  3. #3 IvIrVViggles, Jan 20, 2011
    You're almost as bad as my girlfriend, she cant drop a twosie without gagging. I saw her run out of the bathroom once gagging so bad she puked on the floor, no joke.
     
  4. #4 420Echoes, Jan 20, 2011
    hahahahah thats the greatest shit
    it reallydoes freak me out tho
    iget more pissed then anything
    fucking Hulk my toilet
    goapeshit on it
     
  5. #5 IvIrVViggles, Jan 20, 2011
    Gotta worry 'bout them sea slugs cloggin up your pipes, dont wanna have to get the Ginsu knives out again...
     
  6. #6 420Echoes, Jan 20, 2011
    or the cat
     
  7. #7 IvIrVViggles, Jan 20, 2011
    I lost you on that one...
    I say sea slugs cause an old friend referred to a pringles can sized turd (laid by another person) as such..
    And the Ginsu knives... well... back in the late 90's one of my grandparents musta been backed up for a while cause they dropped a bouler (both in size and strength) and my unkle had to get the fuckin Ginsu filet knife after it...again, no joke.
     
  8. #8 420Echoes, Jan 20, 2011
    hahahahah



    dontknow man
    just something iguess
     
  9. #9 UMadbro, Jan 21, 2011
    I shit happens to me all the time cause I drop big ass turds.

    I clogged up a hotel toilet with one that looked like a softball sized pineapple hand grenade.
     
  10. #10 ICGreen, Jan 22, 2011
    Rumor has it that if you drop a sheet or 2 of TP in the bowl before shitting, it will stop or minimize the splash back. :cool:
     
  11. #11 StickyIkyMarley, Jan 23, 2011
    Well due to my parents dieting (they are both really healthy I have no fucking idea why :mad:) my shit came out all green and in medium turdlets.... I feel bad for the son a bitch that has to crawl through that to get to freedom
     
  12. #12 420Echoes, Jan 23, 2011
    ihave green poo all the time
    its a little odd
    but
    its ok
     
  13. #13 ElementChron, Jan 23, 2011
    i have blue poo:yummy:
     
  14. #14 architoker, Jan 23, 2011

    wait... girls poop?! :eek:
     
  15. #15 bonghits14, Jan 23, 2011
    i fucking love shitting
     
  16. #16 Liqweed, Jan 23, 2011

    This, I never have to worry about splashback.
     
  17. #17 MSabre, Jan 23, 2011
    If you don't want splashback put a little bit of toilet paper in the bowl before hand.

    lol, hivemind of above posts.
     
  18. #18 DoubleTokeJoker, Jan 23, 2011
    ^ That is exactly what I came here to say. I guess great minds really do think alike.
     
  19. #19 420Echoes, Jan 23, 2011
    idk
    all that work for justto take a shit
    i think everyone has different shit taking skills.
    idont have enough time to roll out a couple squares
    and lay them in
    man. my shits ready to go
    its ready to get into that water.

    BUT
    i shall heed warning and travel my paths with these words of advice.


    for future referance
    thnks for the idea.
     

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