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So, I Just got slapped in the face (metaphorically of course)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011.

  1. #1 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011
    :|

    So, I am super baked right now, and I am talking to this girl I used to know. She seemed pretty excited to be talking to me, and we talked quite awhile.

    So anyways, a ways back, I used to like her. I had to move away, but I just decided to talk to her today.

    So, we are talking about music and stuff, and I bring up the fact that she is pretty and that her boyfriend is lucky.


    Her boyfriend was actually her girlfriend.

    And she is lesbian :|

    Fuck. I think she's the redhead that made me start liking redheads...
     
  2. #2 StimulateMyMind, Nov 29, 2011
    That's awkward.
     
  3. #3 ChiefBuddha, Nov 29, 2011
    First problem. You went for a redhead. Fuck redheads.
     
  4. #4 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011

    Yep. Then I told her I smoke cannabis. At least that worked out fine.

    Actually, wait, I'm super baked, so maybe by girlfriend she meant just a friend. You know how girls are, always marrying their friends on facebook...

    Because she also talked to me about this guy who goes to my school who went out with her, so I'm confused. Maybe she recently became a lesbian?

    Or maybe I'm just stoned...
     
  5. #5 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011

    You're right, I will fuck redheads.
     
  6. #6 The Audion, Nov 29, 2011
    ...


    Ask her if you can watch?
     
  7. #7 CantThink, Nov 29, 2011
    You're stoned. Girls say they have girlfriends all the time man.
     
  8. #8 baygreenhaze408, Nov 29, 2011
    just tell her your stoned, then you can ask her if shes a lesbian
     
  9. #9 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011
    I already told her goodnight haha, so I'll ask her tomorrow. It's crazy how shit changes.
     
  10. #10 hiimhi, Nov 29, 2011
    3some?
     
  11. #11 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011

    Is it wierd this was running through my head at the time?


    I'm going to preemptively tell myself yes.
     
  12. #12 kaieousness, Nov 29, 2011
    Dude she's bisexual or bicurious. Don't sweat it. I've been there~
     
  13. #13 fucking baked, Nov 29, 2011
    It's ok guys he's just kidding
     
  14. #14 Typhoid, Nov 29, 2011
    Actually, I am not kidding at all :|


    EDIT: Lol, I see what you are talking about.

    V V V V V
     
  15. #15 TheZodiac, Nov 29, 2011
    lol this situation would have sucked more if she had just broken up with you.
     
  16. #16 screwstonzbo, Nov 29, 2011
    Girls tell you they're gay so you wont expect to get them in bed.
     
  17. #17 Stumbleweed, Nov 29, 2011
    Just accept it and be good friends...The pressure is off now anyway.


    My reaction woulda been...

    Oh really?? Thats cool.....Can I watch sometime? :wave:
     
  18. #18 kannesss, Nov 29, 2011
    Ahhhh that fucking sucks. I've had crushes on lesbians before and it's horrible. Really awkward when they tell you lol
     

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