So I just finished smoking everything I had.

I mean EVERYTHING. I scraped out my grinder yesterday, and today i scraped it out again. I smoked the crumbs to white ash. I smoked a decent amount of resin off my glass pipes, and got to the wood on the oak pipe. I got the bong cleaned. I even put the lighter to my grinder and took it like hash oil on a knife.

And pot is coming, but it's not coming soon enough. My one friend's dealer is MIA on a reported drug binge. The stoner friends from around here all moved up to Ottawa. Ottawa is like Ontario's pot heaven. I don't think it's like BC, but it's better than Toronto. I haven't had a dealer in my life. In fact, I've ever bought my pot off a dealer once. They're scarce around here. Around here, you take what you can get for more than it's worth. Most of the pot is dry and has lost the essential oils that give it it's kick. Everyone's charging $60/quarter now, a supposedly new price increase. But that's bogus, because you can get it way cheaper in Ottawa and BC for better stuff. I refuse to pay $60 for a quarter. I found someone who can hook me up, but his guy only goes through friends, because that's the smart way to deal pot.

Which got me thinking: Why haven't I thought of growing pot INSIDE before? Anyways, I got three seeds being shipped to me: Prozack (Indica Medical Grade), Little Cheese Automatic (Ruderalis hybrid of a cheese and blueberry hybrid, tons of flavours), and G13 Haze (self-explanatory).

I got premium compost from my backyard, and mixed in perlite. But my soil is absorbant. Very. So I need to sand the mixture down so it drains.

 

You guys only smoke a half ounce a week?

No, I kid. But seriously, some of us do. 3-5 times daily for basically their current lives.

 

Heh. Well Canada is a lot more free than America. You guys might not realize it. You're all welcome as long as you don't American up the place. We get enough of that from the Government... I digress...

We don't have a DEA that's after us. The cops barely care unless you're a grower, and even then you'd probably get off with a fine if you were growing only for personal use. You get 6 months in jail maximum or a $2000 fine for carrying 30g or less. But most times, the cops will give you a warning, or if they're dicks, confiscate + warning. The cops around here are bullies more than anything else. They're not hardcore like your dudes' law enforcement.

 

I completely agree with you. America has much better land. But seriously, I would never want to live in America. The land, however, I would love to have.