ok after schools over im standing inside waiting on my bus. i was talking to some friends chilling messing around. i pull out a mini playdoh bottle which i keep my bud to sell in cause he told me he wanted to buy it. well i say yo bro you still want this "playdoh' and he said why would i buy play doh? so i was like you really that dumb? its not play doh. just then a teacher comes from nowhere and says excuse me your trying to sell some play doh huh? and i said no i was just messing with him. and she goes well let me see the play doh. so i say no i cant do that . she then absoulute knows what it is and says ok come with me to the office. i thought i was gonnna die. so i started walking and i see these 2 doors like when you open to doors theres a lil maybe 1 foot wide gap. so i was like either way im fucked go for it. i take it out of my pocket and tosh it in there. just then i turn to look for her to see if she caught me doing it. so i turn and shes not there im like SHIT. then i turn the other way and shes right there. i about started smiling but i knew i had to play it cool. we get to the office and we go to the dean. she ask what i was doing trying to sell play doh. i knew i was safe if i could just get outta there and go get it. so i made up a story that i was just messing with a friend trying to sell some fake playdoh since knowbodys had it since like they were four. to my surprise she beleives it. she says well where is the bottle. i said i threw it away this mroning in a garbage can. and she ask which one. so i tell her one thats totally off, and she takes it back and searches it with an pig next to her staring at me. and finds nothing. i said we they must of changed bags. and they both go well yeah probly. and they searched my bag. and found a lil bit of weed flakes but they didnt even look at it. she asked the pig if it was supicious and he goes nah it doesnt look like anything. then SHE THREWS IT AWAY. i then knew i was clear. so she says well your free to go im soorry for your hassle just let me call your mom and tell her that we did this but didnt find anything.so i said ok thats fine. can i go get a book for homework since i have a detetnion im soppose to be in. she goes oh yeah thats fine go ahead. i leave and have my friend whso gonna buy it come with me. i go and get it and STILL SELL IT TO HIM lol so now im totally off the hook. come back with a book and she says. well i just talked to the teacher and she said you just had that container. and i was like well my storys fucked but who cares they will never find anything so make something up. lol the first thing that comse to my mind is that its fake playdoh and the other one i threw away this morning is real. they then look at each other with a " wtf kind of story is that" look. and go well i cant beleive that. and i said well thats to bad cause its true. they sit there for about 20 minutes asking me questions and i just sit there looking at them not talking. after that i ask her well since i never had anything am i in any supecsion or otherwise any trouble? she says no. so i just walk out and smile. ahhhhhhh what a day. NEVEER EVER EVER EVER BRINGING SHIT TO SCHOOL AGAIN.
Man you got so Fucking luckyy dude, im suprised that you got out of that all safe, like you would think that they would grab the play doh container from you when they take you to the office rooks
damn homie, that's some crazy shit. good lookin out ditchin the shit. I once got called into the office on suspicion of dxm use. They asked me if I did it (it was a private school, they can expell you on hearsay, and it sticks. my junior year, 3 18 year old seniors got expelled for smoking a cigarette off school grounds during the senior trip. Legality isn't an issue), i told them no, and they said, "but we heard you did." a million things ran through my mind, like, "i heard you sleep with goats." but i bit my tongue, asked if they had photographs or any evidence other than some kid they scared into rolling over on everyone they know, they said no, and i said, "i'm going to class now. thank you for making me miss part of the lecture. don't pull me out of class for this crap ever again." and they never did. nice job, sir.
^^^ hahaa thats funny " dont ever pull me out of class for this crap again" oh and whoever said it idk who but by teacher i mean assitant principal with a cop standing next to him. it diidnt really matter to me who searched it since i didnt have anything.
sorry for the double post but i do have a question. they called my hosue and got a hold of my dad. he asked what happened but i lied and said the same thing i did to the dean cause my dad would get really mad. but my mom on the other hand smokes bud i know that but she doesnt know i know she does. also i wanna come clean with my mom since my dads away working 5 days a week out of town. i wanna tell her so i can have friends over and smoke outside without havnt to worrry about someone seeing us. what would be a easy way to tell her i smoke. i know i should just sit her down and explain that to her. but we have never sat down and talked were not close enough to do that. we are really close but not that i can tell her anything. and my dads gonna tell my mom tonight i know. and i wanna know what ideas i should have in mind. and also if you came clean with your mom what kind of questions did she ask? thanks
well i talked to my mom and told her that i smoke weed and she didnt yell or raise her voice just said. i dont want you doing it. and i said i do it in moderation and am not physically addicited to it. and i dont do it around anybody who doesnt or go out in public when im high. i also dont do it before or during school. and she said ok thank you for that. but she didnt beleive it wasnt addivive she said that she had people who have to do it ever day because they are so addicted to it. and i said mom i know you think it is but really it isnt. and she said brian it is. so i went to my room after we talked. got on the net and looked up facts and myths about it. showed her that its a myth it is physically addivive. but she still didnt beleive me. what should i do to show her and prove her its not?
She smokes and she is reprimanding you for it? You should just pull out the hypocrisy card on her and that should shut her up good.
haha thats funny, one time the drug dogs at my school alerted on my backpack cuz i used to roll blunts on my binder lol, the lame thing was they searched two of the classes i was in that day and the dogs only alerted in the second glass after they came through and sniffed my shit before. well it was kinda funny since i had a big rep for being a stoner there and all my peers saw me being carted away to the office only to have them rip apart my shit and not find a single piece of illegal anything. hehehe i even put "i got 5 on it" as my senior motto and they made a fat poster and had it on the gym wall during our graduation rally damn im glad im outta the school system
hahahaha nah man im not in pre-school. its my little neices that won it at a carnival for me. i just so happened to find it a couple days ago when i got a dimesack. (perfect match btw). and ive over heard my mom a couple times that i thought she was talking about smoking. here is one. im at my moms friends house (known smoker grew up in the 60-70s kinda stuff) and my mom goes hold on i got something for you. goes back to the car and comes back with her fist closed around it. and says it was under the seat. scary huh? and then they go inside for about 2 minutes then come back out. the next one was i was walking out to the kitchen my mom is talking on the phone. im at the sink about to get a drink when i hear. "hahahaha that must of been funny did she even know how to hit it or anything.'. also i got away with it from school. somebody ratted me out saying it was pot but i already told my parnets yesterday so they called the school and told them they need to talk to me before they talk to me. so i called my dad and he told me not to admit to anything if they dont have the contairner they have nothing. so i said ok i know thanks dad. and i got away with it pleeding the 5th just sitting there saying i dont know the whole time. they looked at each other and i said well do you have any proof and they said no so i said well see ya. but i did get a saturday for insobordination. but back to the parnets my mom and dad are acting realy strange like they wont really talk to me . i came home and said hi and he didnt even anwser. is this normal or what?