I ordered my Vapor Brothers a few days ago, extremely excited and anticipating its arrival. Well, today, I woke up, checked the shipping status and saw that it had arrived in my town and was ready for delivery! The biggest smile overtook my face and my fist clenched in triumph. Then I started thinking... Damn, it's Saturday. God damnit. My stupid university does not fucking deliver mail on Saturdays. Fuck them. Why can't they just have USPS deliver it to the dorms instead of retrieving it, and then delivering it to the dorms via some hired student that can only work monday-Friday. As I type, my little vaporizer is sitting in a cold, dark room. So cold and lonely. So close, and yet so far away. Why must I wait TWO more days? Why??
Yea well I had to wait a fucking week for my ice pinch bowl. At least you've only been waiting 2 days. Stop your bitching.