Smoking with my MATH TEACHER!!

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by sCaKmY, Apr 9, 2005.

  1. ok, so im a senior, and in my math class our teacher quit halfway through the year, so we got another, shes 24, just outta college, and is pretty hot. well, in math i come in stoned alot,the first couple times i was kinda sketched, but i got the feeling she knew. well, one day a couple weeks ago, she was going over homework, and i asked her a question, to which her reply was "you think i would remember things like that" with a straight look into my red eyes. i kinda got a feeling she toked, being the tone of sarcasm in the remark and that she was fresh outta college and all, but i would have never been stupid enough to outright ask.

    neways, last night we were lookin for a sack, and our usual hookup is a 25 year old guy, Chris, well, we go over last night to pick up some herb, and hes just setting a hookah out, he's like, i got some people comin over, and a couple extra hoses, wanna join in on a sesh, we agreed, and started early by passin around a pipe. We finished that bowl and the doorbell rings, he ran upstairs (we were in the basement) and i can hear some people walk in upstairs, im still chillin on the couch and i hear people comin down the stairs, and who do you think walks in, haha!!! and right when she saw me, she stopped, and tried walkin back up the stairs, only to be blocked by chris and his girlfriend! haha, BUSTED, all i said was "I knew it" and she asked how my brother was doing (they graduated same HS class). the teacher student thing was lost and we smoked, and then we left, leaving them to their hookah sesh. lol, wierd ass times, it was priceless her trying to bolt up the stairs tho, lol, her expression was like "oh, i must have walked into the wrong house, oops" haha
     
  2. that's fuckin prime

    shoulda shagged her after
     
  3. Dude, I'd be really careful who you tell, cause you wouldn't want a teacher that cool to lose her job.
     
  4. That's really cool. Keep it on the downlow though. :)
     
  5. yea man keep that shit on the low youre lucky because i wish i could have smoked with my teacher shes awesome as fuck but dl man kepe it low
     
  6. yea, its on the DL forsure, chris hooked us up not to tell, lol, she was sketched out, and i guess was going to head out, but chris stepped up and told her we were chill and had been comin for sacks for the past couple months (which is wierd because she frequents the house too i guess) so he kept loadin the hookah, didnt make us match any bowls, in exchange, i told her that nothing that happened was leavin that basement (which was gonna be the agreement either way) dont forget, im trusting her with as much info as she is trusting me with
     
  7. Shag her, shag her! hehe.

    First get baked with her though.
     
  8. YOU GOT AN A FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR IN THAT CLASS :smoke:
     
  9. lol, thats great. I'm 21, and i'll be teaching high schoolers this fall. I'm suddenly so damned afraid that I'm gonna be chilling somewhere and one of my students will come in to buy a sack or something. i'd love it as the student, bus as the teacher, its just plain dangerous
     
  10. thats so fucking tight...blazing with tight "superiors" is so cool
     
  11. same thing happened to my friend and the high school counsiler (sp). He was at a dealers house smokin bong bowls in his basement and the school counsiler walks down the stairs with a few other older people (30 + y/o). So then they all start smokin again.

    Our counsiler was awsome becasue she would get anyone out of trouble if the principal thought they were high on something. She would seroiusly lie to her bosses to get stoners out of trouble. She even brought us munchies (donuts) some days and the stoners would herd over and get a few.
     
  12. Thats tight, what does she say to you in class now?
     

  13. Dude, I totally know where you're coming from. I'm going to be teaching at a high school in the same town as all my friends and hook-ups, so I'm going to have to watch who I buy from and smoke with. Like you said, it would be cool as the kid, but for me if it gets to one wrong person I might never be able to teach again. It's something that I would think was awesome if I knew I'd never get in trouble, but shit like that gets around.
     
  14. lol thats awesome dude!
    i have smoked up with my philosophy teacher , she was tellin her suckin' life
    also i had fucked her ...
    ahhh these school days ..
    dejavu
    lol
     
  15. Wow thats fuckin tight as shit! I wish i could smoke with my teachers :p!!
     


  16. lmao.
     
  17. rofl there is only one teacher i would love to smoke with, she is hawt as the sun. doubt she smokes thou...
     
  18. Crazy story!!!


    I once went to this kids house to pick up a large sack (Was the first time I had been to his house, and I didn't know him very well) and my math teacher at the time answers the door. I figured out my connection must have been his son, I went down stairs got what I came for and left. He clearly knew his son sold out of his house... It was pretty wierd.
     
  19. a couple of years ago my math teacher who would see me come in every day blitzed at school did something pretty funny. i walk up to the desk and he asks if i need a dime bag. and im just in amazement so i can only say "what?". he pulls out a bag with a dime in it and i just start cracking up because i cant believe he did that.
     
  20. ^^^^ lol thats so awesome, sounds like a total dude
    lol why is it always maths teachers? :rolleyes:
     

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