Have you ever smoked with somebody who was just stupid? How about someone who just naturally kills your buzz? Or maybe someone that always finds a way to fuck up the bowl, break your glass, wastes some good herb or just can't act straight when they need to and gets you caught? I know I have! I've looked through the threads and haven't found one like this. So here's my story. Not too long ago I was with my girlfriend, my brother and a kid I knew kinda well. (Lets call him Ollie) We were smoking by the lake in a wooded area. So Ollie recently gave me a chillum for free so I figured I might as well smoke a few bowls with him. So I packed a bowl of some dank G13 and let my girl take the first hit, she does her thing and passes it to me, I take my turn and pass it to Ollie. So when he goes to take a hit he puts his mouth on the pipe and lights the bud, as he's inhaling he coughs into the pipe and there goes that freshly packed bowl all over the ground. I already smoked a few bowls before smoking with him, so I was feeling a little buzz and was pretty chill, not to mention he gave me a decent piece. But even with that I was still kinda pissed, mostly because of what happened next. My girlfriend, my brother and I are just looking at Ollie for a good few seconds. Then he says, "I didn't even get a good hit off of that, who ever packed this bowl sucks at it." What an idiot! I don't know if I'm smoking with Ollie anymore. Ha. I'm pretty sure some of you guys have some stories of people who aren't the best to smoke with. Lets hear em!
I've seen that happen a couple times but what Ollie says afterwards is too much lol. One time I was at a New Years party and I was smoking a blunt with a few friends in the back room. My friend takes a hit from the blunt and I can't make up what happens next. He turns super pale, goes blank, starts falling on this other guy until he just falls down on his ass in perfect indian style and hits his head on the wall. He opens his eyes, smiles, and acts like nothing happened lol. We laughed for 15 minutes straight
Ha! Damn, either that was some DANK herb or he had other internal problems going on. He gets a 10 for handling himself well.
Yeah, I talked to him a few days later and we just laughed about it but what I didn't know is he just smoked at his place so he was baked as well. I thought he was sober and saying stupid shit like that.
I know this person who always asks, "wanna match a bowl?" And after your fat bong bowl, they'll either pack a skimpy half-bowl, or pack a bowl in a chillum. Hey come on, if you wanna match a bowl, the bowls should at least "match".
Omg yes. This one time we were smoking with these guys. They were the essence of immature. I was sitting in the passenger side of my own truck cause I'm trippin on shrooms. My buddy is in the drivers seat and poor Shelb decided to sit inbetween these two guys in the back...poor her. I know she regretted it cause as we were smoking she just like leaned up to be more with us. These two guys start fucking shoutting and making animal noises as we're hotboxing and I was tripping HARD at that moment, and smoking some shitty weed which I later found was sprayed with windex....Yeah...fucking disgusting. I almost wanted to cry those kids were so horrible lol. Still tripping, I was never happier than the moment they left.
yeah one of my buddies sucks at cornering. Not like he torches it, he corners it, its just he'll spark up the opposite side of the pipe. I'm like dude, it's not gonna taste that bad you know just light it where the cherry was residing. It just seems like pipes get cashed a lot quicker that way
Yeah I got a friend who always rips bowls fat, but can only hold a hit for like half a second before coughing it out like a bitch. Of course I always have to say, "dude, don't take big hits if you can't handle them", but that seems to fall on deaf ears.
Damn, that would suck. Not gonna lie I would've highly considered making them get out and walk. That or tell them if they don't stop they'll need to get out and use they're legs as transportation. And Windex?! That's just asking for a straight up ass beating, I don't care how much being chill and kind to fellow tokers should considered the stoner way, don't try to get me sick off of herb, thats just disrespectful.
And your right, I'm 99% sure it burns quicker. If I see people do that after I warn them multiple times I'll just start lighting it for them. Ya know?
Oh yeah! That can get a bit annoying, I could understand if they're new at toking but if they've done it before several times especially with people who know the way to do it, than they should have no excuse to just waste it like that. It's not like I'll get pissed at first, but I'll probably tell them if they take smaller hits they can have an extra hit, so it'll help out. Heh.
Ha!! I haven't had anyone try to screw me over like that but if someone did I wouldn't match with them. It's called matching for a reason, some people just need to go back to grade school to sharpen up on a few vocabulary words.
ha its funny you say that, cuz i posted right after you about my friend who corners the wrong side of a pipe, and he does this same thing every time he wants to match, i always make him throw down first so i can compensate the rest lol
Yeah I definitely would have but like I said I was tripping and the fucking sounds...fucking sounds they were making were fucking with me so hard. And yeah, I NEVER bought from that guy again. Luckily, now my best friend sells and a few other people are regulars as well. So I'll never have to go through that tainted shit as long as I live here.
Once I was smoking with this guy using my newly acquired glass pipe. I was so proud of it cause i got it for less than $20 and it was thick glass and awesome colors. First thing the guy does is take a big hit and then he put the pipe to his nose and started sucking the rest of his hit through his nose! The pipe was in his fucking nose. Till this day I can't help but think about his nose there whenever I put my lips to that pipe. This other time, I had just finished my long expedition/journey to acquire some bud. I remember having to walk for miles in the hot sun to get there. It was very difficult finding weed back then. I didn't have much money but I managed to get a little bit and loaded what seemed like half of it into a fat fat fat bowl. I hadn't smoked for a long time (like weeks) and couldn't wait to take that first hit. I was almost salivating with anticipation, as I could see the crystals glinting in the sun. Me and my friend were outdoors and just as I was lifting the long anticipated bowl to my lips and literally just as I was about to light it--WHACK! My friend slaps my hand that was holding the bowl, sending all the bud flying into the air (and dissappearing) into the thick dense grass below. It was like flying in slow motion. I swear, for a full second or so I was just still, silent and shocked at what had just transpired. What the fuck! I remember saying, to which my friend explained that he was just innocently trying to get a mosquito on my hand. I've had some guys who are smoking with me and I'm just sitting there talking and then out of nowhere he just randomly whips it out. I guess some people like that shit but for me that's like the ultimate buzzkill. Like I could hear the record scratch. I get that weed makes people horny, but can't guys control it anymore? Can't a girl and guy smoke together non sexually? Till this day I have never smoked with anyone who properly matches, corners, and doesn't get all weird on me in some way. Is that too much to ask for? In the end I learned to be careful with who you share your bud with. Sharing weed with idiots doesn't seem to produce good weed karma.
those are some shitty friends dude and heres mine i have a friend (lets call him tim) that whenever i smoke with him he always laughs back into the pipe and sends what little weed i usually do have all over the ground and then the bitch trips out and won't fucking act like a person and i'm all for laughing and having a good time but he takes it way to far. example last time i smoked with tim we were at a friends house (lets call him travis) tim comes over after fishing and we smoke ONE bowl and he's of trippin. then hes does something that even i didn't think he was going to do he grabs his little cup full of leeches opens it and throw them all a around the room. me and travis kicked his ass. and i dont even think he realized that we beat him because he was still laughing after words.
Just my friend Tim really. Perpetually vague, doesn't listen (it's like when someone tries to talk to you when you're playing a videogame, but, he doesn't need the game?), gets TOO fucked up all the time, forgets shit that he's been told 5 minutes ago stoned or not. Not to mention he KEEPS bringing up shit about documentaries that I just will not watch...like shit about American politics, why the FUCK would I care, I live in Australia, I don't really want or need to know what congressman did what...and it seems like he MORE wants to get into them while he's wasted, and more inclined to tell me about them when I'm wasted, the one time I REALLY don't want to know about that shit. He's also very anti-police, even though he's NEVER been in any kind of trouble, just negative against them because he thinks he should be, and he is ALWAYS unnecessarily paranoid about them or "getting in trouble" too, to the point that even if he's not stoned or carrying, if he sees a cop car, he'll start acting like a suspicious little clown and will eventually DRAW attention to himself one day. He's a good friend, but it's honestly pretty trying to be around him sometimes.