Smoking with first timers.

when i smoked out first timers, i normally start em off with something simple like a: joint, blunt, pipe (without a choke), also i wouldn't suggest givin em dank right away, cus chances are they'll green out before you're even high!

Oh yeah, if your cousin doesn't smoke cigs, ensure he knows how to inhale, and don't push him to smoke more if he doesn't want too.

other than that enjoy smoking him out and teach him the magic ways of the beautiful herb we all love dearly!


edit- wait im blazed as fawk, and just reread it.. i don't think you were asking how to smoke him up where you? lmao

 

No he was not asking you "how to" lmao.

To the OP. I hate smoking with first timer's too, they are slow on how to do things, and they never know if they are high or not...so I end up making them smoke 4-5 blunts thier first time and they pass out..who would have thought

 

Wow you guys are mean rofl. If everyone had that attitude then how would any of us have started? Everyone's a little weed-challenged when they first start out, but it's all good.

 

Just make sure it's a chill environment and everything should be fine. Just stay out of the public eye lmao newbies are funny as hell. I smoked a family friend up and brought him to the wendy's drive through. we got the food, and parked. he was in a daze for 10 seconds then looks over to me and asks "when did we get the food?" I busted out laughing. Then he couldn't figure out how to undo the seatbelt. Funny shitttt

 

I remember the first time I tried to use a carb based pipe, oh the old days.

 

A few years back i brought a friend (who has not smoked before this night) to a party i was invited to by another guy i met snowboarding. Any way we get there and before long about 8 of us are chilin out and the bowl gets fired up and passed around. Well this one guy packs his bowl and immediately turns and hands it to my friend. ( before we got there i told my buddy that there would be smoking goin on and he said he didnt care, even though he doesnt smoke). So i stand there and hold my hand out for the bowl knowing he was not goin to smoke it. I think it was him not wanting to be the odd man out, turns and says to me "chill yo, im goin to smoke." He then held the bowl out three feet in front of him and was trying to light the bowl. WITH THE MOUTHPIECE OF THE PIPE A FOOT AWAY FROM HIS LIPS. So hes trying to light the bowl and it was like the record player scratch in a movie where EVERYTHING stops but my friend and his lighter who is still holding out the bowl trying to light up the bud. It had to be the funniest thing ANY of us has ever seen.

So a really long story short, IMO it is extremely funny and annoying at the same time trying to light up a newb. They either get really fu*ked-up and zone out and comatose like.....Or there mouth starts flapping like a whipper-willows ass and all you can think is " Yo, ur ruining my high......would you please SHUT THE FU*K UP.....

 

LMAO wowww. I remember the first time I lit a bowl w/ a carb. I didn't understand why there was a hole you had to hold ur finger over so it was making things difficult. I then lit the bowl but held it too close to my face and winded up burning my eyebrows.

 

Shit was sooooooo funny. Im still laughing thinking about it. Ive burned my eyebrows once also, but it was because my friend took my lighter and adjusted the flame to "afterburner" (you can do this on the see-thru plastic lighters) After hitting myself in the head to extinguish my eyebrow, i turned and punched him in the mouth. We are still friends though.

 

i dont like it cause they are REALLY paranoid which after im high gets me paranoid

 

I like smoking with first timers. Line up the bongs, tour de glass.

I just think it's funny.

It's like showing someone your favorite restaurant - it's nice to see old favorites through new eyes.

 

I love it, unless the blow in the bong, which is extremely annoying.

watching them get extremely high with 0 tolerance in brilliant.

I remember once this weird guy at a party asked for a bong, he was being weird as fuck all night, but me and my friend joe were baked and were on the floor laughing at the things he was doing.

so, i tell him how to bong, and got told to suck the smoke up for him (dont see how it's so hard lol), so i do it, the bong was full of smoke ready for someone to hit it, i pass it to him, he grabs my bong, and drinks the bong water.

I've never laughed so hard in my life, was even bothered that he wasted the hash (filled the bowl up with water too)

 

I like smoking up newbs. I love seeing their face when they realize they are high. You can describe all day how it feels but you never really know until it hits you. It feels like taking someones virginity.

 

True Words of wisdom

 

yeah i think first timers are pretty funny, get my bong out or roll a fucking massive doobie covered in kief and get them to have a few hits, the reactions sometimes are so funny and i feel pretty satisfied when i introduce someone to the 'erb, feels like i did a good deed or some shit.

 

i LOVE smoking down newbies. they are the funniest people ever. you just gotta make sure they're comfortable with the situation, and teach them the basics, and if they're not retarded, they'll pick it up. when i smoked down my teammate (he was debating smoking for some time) he picked it up fast and was hilarious. it wasn't like he was doing stupid things, just everything he did and said was hilarious. and he wasn't the annoying kind of "am i high" kinda bullshit newbies. i explained how to do it, showed him a couple hits, and he picked it up real quick, kinda surprised me. but he knew he was blown off the BC bud i had we went to the 24 hour mcdonalds drive through near my house and he ordered 6 mcdoubles and 3 fries...and ate them. gotta give him props for that.

 

I usually like introducing first-timers to a bong, because bongs are probably the most difficult thing to learn how to smoke out of even though it's not really challenging at all.
I've had some people who were naturals and some who don't even try, usually it's the girls who don't try but I've had it both ways.

 

I love smoking first-timers down. It reminds me of MY first time getting high and how magical it was and i try to make it the same for them. It was such a mysterious thing back then.

 

The thing i love...
is smoking up someone who "has smoked heaps before" and "knows what their doing", but clearly has not smoekd heaps before, and does not knwo what their doing.
and you watch their face turn slowly, after that sweet sweet bong, and they then realise that they are fucking wasted, espcially compared to previous attempts behind the school bike sheads with a can and maybe .00000001 of dope

i feel like god.

 

I smoked with a few chicks before that haven't really ever "got high" ahaha. I love smoking with first timers... they get all fucked up and weird n shit and I just kinda watch Lol