Smoking weed made me gay

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  1. this thread = waste of time.

    bud accentuates your thoughts meaning..you were already gay.
     
  2. ya, i've seen those in shops before and debated about what i'd do if someone passed it to me at a party and i was outta weed...
     
  3. I'm a gay fish.



    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fO2biVQjNI]Gay Fish Song (Music Video) Kanye West South Park - YouTube[/ame]
     
  4. Hmmmm. Idk man. It's your own thing.
    Weed does crazy things to me. Like normally im wicked gentleman and insanely nice to girls. But I get high, and constantly Mac out on girls and not surprisingly, get laid more when I'm high then when I'm not.
     
  5. When I first started smoking I started watching alien porn.
     
  6. Hates not allowed.. this post can't go anywhere, so it won't.
     
  7. Shit man, whenever i'm smoking weed i don't think about sex, i just think about buying and smoking more weed.


    Oh, and sex.
     
  8. #68 wak, Nov 3, 2011
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    Ever feel pulling a bong is just a bit too similar to sucking a dick? thankfully i only have volcano vapage now which thanks to them serious no jokey Germans has no sexual connections whatsoever

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    ....apparently.

    (Despite hours of extremely erotic internet searches and countless dead arms, i am sorry to admit i to failed find a single german hardcore bondage photo featuring a volcano.... maybe next time).
     
  9. [quote name='"Han Solos chest"']
    What? Gotta love kids who don't even know what trolling is.:rolleyes:[/quote]

    Would you like to define it for us? :smoke:
     

  10. Worried you might start sucking actual dick lol
     
  11. Being gay made me smoke weed. :smoke: Mary Jane's the only gal I'll ever sleep with. :D
     
  12. Everyone has gay thoughts occasionally, not because you are gay, but because EVERYONE has strange thoughts at certain times. I personally believe that vagina is one oft he most magical things ever created by that magic man in the sky that loves us all, but can damn us to hell at any point in time if he so chooses. You know what? Actually I think the idea of god was created whilst early man was smoking a massive bowl.
     

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    1 troll. 2 trolls. Ah ah ah
     
  14. The 700 Club made me gay.
     
  15. Bob Marley put it best when he said "when you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself" as someone else has already posted.

    Nothing can "make" you gay. Don't blame the weed. You had these feelings deep down and the bud just made you stop lying to yourself and face the facts, you like dudes and trannies. Its ok man, its just who you are so love it:D
     
  16. [quote name='"shestones17"'] Its ok man, its just who you are so love it:D[/quote]

    my hero. Quote of the night.
     
  17. i once thought i was gay when i was blazing , then i turned off corner gas and got more high
     
  18. Y'know what they say, sexuality if fluid.
     
  19. that's why i make it a point to avoid fruity strains.
     
  20. Gay means happy right?

    Weed makes me happy,
    does that mean it makes me gay?

    Im too high ima go finish this blunt
     
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