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Smoking weed is like...

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by Are My Eyes Ok, Oct 9, 2012.

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  1. #1 Are My Eyes Ok, Oct 9, 2012
    Wassup blades. Recently i was smoking my friend out for his first time and he insisted on taking a hit from my RooR for his first ever hit. I happily obliged and packed him a fat bowl of some Super Silver Haze. He lit it and pretty much destroyed the whole bowl and all the while he didnt cough (we were impressed). My GF looked at him and said: "so what do you think?", to which he replied "Smoking weed is like getting kicked in the nuts by a fat bitch and then getting revenge my jizzing in her burger. Needless to say i laughed my ass off and made me wonder how you guys would describe it.

    Heres mine: "smoking weed is like buying contact lenses for your mind"
     
  2. #2 jizzledfreq, Oct 9, 2012
    Smoking weed is like warm cuddly puppies and kittens giving you tickles and kisses.
     
  3. #3 WonderYears420, Oct 9, 2012
    Smoking weed is like tying yourself to a bunch of balloons and floating away
     
  4. #4 h i g h, Oct 9, 2012
    smoking weed is like taking a dump
     
  5. #5 gored, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like riding an organic rollercoaster.
     
  6. #6 Tree Of Life, Oct 10, 2012
    It's like nothing else, so instead of trying to find something to compare it to I'm just going to light this up and enjoy the unique-ness.:smoke:
     
  7. #7 antonio420, Oct 10, 2012
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    smoking weed is like.. breaking the law for being healthy, happy, peaceful, creative?

    :smoke: :love: ? :(
     
  8. #8 ghostonvacation, Oct 10, 2012
    smoking weed is like being a cat that has an unlimited amount of nerds ropes to eat...but the cat doesnt eat them all at one time ya know...the cat it smart. it knows that it will get sick if it eats too many at once. so instead the cat walks on water, chases squirrels et cetera
     
  9. #9 Tree Of Life, Oct 10, 2012

    The cat IS smart! :laughing:
     
  10. #10 11nova, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like relieving all of your problems and getting much needed relaxation at the end of the day.
     
  11. #11 Radioactive, Oct 10, 2012
    It's like taking a vacation from one's self. And let me tell you that I could use a good vacation right now.
     
  12. #12 McSoap, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like putting your mind and happiness on turbo and having every muscle in your body get massaged by a petite asian chick
     
  13. #13 SoothingSynesthesia, Oct 10, 2012
    smoking cannabis is like inhaling the knowledge of the universe
     
  14. #14 Messiah Decoy, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like God leaving the backdoor open so you can sneak into Heaven for a couple of hours then sneak back out.
     
  15. #15 Megacosm, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like, sick, brooooo.
     
  16. #16 DSend, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like.. Yeeahh!!..
     
  17. #17 Psychonaut, Oct 10, 2012
    Smoking weed is like sleeping on a cloud
     
  18. #18 BlazinJazz, Oct 10, 2012
    [quote name='"Radioactive"']It's like taking a vacation from one's self. And let me tell you that I could use a good vacation right now.[/quote]

    This.

    I take "vacations" to avoid facing the things in my life that i would rather not think about. When you are in a situation that you cant do anything about, taking a "vacation" helps you accept the things you cant change.
     
  19. #19 HSO Bandages, Oct 10, 2012
    Ahaha smoking weed is like YOLOing all at once
     
  20. #20 ladysquirrel, Oct 10, 2012
    smoking bud is like taking a trip to a new world
     
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