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smoking weed better than sex ?

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by youngfranko, Feb 27, 2012.

  1. #1 youngfranko, Feb 27, 2012
    my girlfriend just got pregnent and now she is always tired and always says that she doenst fell good when i ask her for some sex.it makes me feel bad sometimes, and Ill just go and take some bowl hits or smoke a joint, and i will feel a little better with my self. i love sex and when i cant get any i smoke a joint to help take my mind off of it. but the only problem is that i get horny when i smoke, and i dont like chokin my chicken. please help ps. i love joints.
     
  2. #2 eNYCee, Feb 27, 2012
    Smoking weed then having sex > sex > weed
     
  3. #3 Limejoker224, Feb 27, 2012
    What do you want us to do? Want me to call your gf and convince her to slurp on your man rod?
     
  4. #4 MayorMcStoned, Feb 27, 2012
    Dude, sex takes priority over weed.

    Take her out on a date or something, make her feel special. GET HER TO PUT OUT!
     
  5. #5 Plasma, Feb 28, 2012
    Poke that babies head with your man stick! She is just going through some basic sickness related to having a fetus inside of her gut. Try to get some blowjobs or a old fashioned handy.
     
  6. #6 towwffc, Feb 28, 2012
    Quoted for truth....and dare I say, depending on the circumstances, sometimes only sometimes weed > sex
     
  7. #7 bmitchlove, Feb 28, 2012
    My girlfriend is pregnant right now as well. She's tired all the time and doesn't feel good as well, BUT she gets in the mood REAL easy haha. All I gotta do is give a couple kisses on her neck and boom we're in.
     
  8. #8 cirq, Feb 28, 2012

    getting your dick sucked while you hit the bong > smoking before sex > sex > weed > everything else
     
  9. #9 dazedBong, Feb 28, 2012
    Smoking weed while having sex > all
     
  10. #10 letsmokeasweet, Feb 28, 2012
    ha fuck that u got more seroius problems to deal with u fixing to have a kid ur life is gona change. ur not gona like it, but b4 u know it ur gona be a differnt person.

    but u beter try and hit as much as u can because after she has the baby ur not gona be able to fuck 4 maybe 2 months, and if u watch the baby come out it may be longer then that, add some more time when u snap the ucord off. and then if they have to cut ur girl below the pussy to helpthe baby come out.....u might as well get used to chocking ur chicken lol trust me i just had a baby a couple weeks ago
     
  11. #11 letsmokeasweet, Feb 28, 2012
    but 4 real tho i say weed and sex is best when combined together
     
  12. #12 casteez907, Feb 28, 2012
    It depends who i'm having sex with and what kind of grass i'm smoking.
     
  13. #13 Algernon12, Feb 28, 2012
    She's tired all the time and doesn't feel good as well, BUT she gets in the mood REAL easy haha.[​IMG]
     
  14. #14 Jaames, Feb 28, 2012
    There is only 1 solution, have sex with weed
     
  15. #15 MayorMcStoned, Feb 28, 2012

    Like get high and have sex with your girl?

    Or literally fuck weed?
     
  16. #16 cirq, Feb 28, 2012
    please say fuck the weed *fingers crossed*
     
  17. #17 Alrex, Feb 28, 2012
    Pee in a bucket, freeze it and present it to your girlfriend in the latest trendy fashion

    I don't know what it will do, but it's something to do
     

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