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Smoking unknown stuff

Discussion in 'Seasoned Marijuana Users' started by Headhunterpipes, Dec 6, 2020.

  1. #1 Headhunterpipes, Dec 6, 2020
    I had some MJ brownies in zip lock sandwich baggie ,.
    One day i was going visit a friend and needed something to put some MJ in .
    I was in a hurry so i grabbed a zip lock baggie that i had in my MJ drawer in dresser .
    I knew it had been used for the MJ brownies and there was still some pieces of brownies still in the baggie .
    I have no idea why i did this but I tossed in about 1/2 oz of buds into the same baggie .
    It was ok at first because the weed was in buds and you could tell what was weed and what was brownies .
    After few days the MJ and the brownies crumbled up and got mixed together ..

    It made into some weed that tasted like brownies ,, gag the dog ...
    Wow did it ever taste bad ..
    I still got the baggie with about 1/4 OZ in it .

    I have no idea what to do with it .
    Thought of making hash but changed my mind , not worth fucking up the hash .
    Now I think i will give it to someone hard up for some weed >>> I will be honest and tell them it has MJ brownies in it .


    Next fuck up .
    Dill weed , use a one gallon glass dill pickle jar to store some weed in .
    I soaked the lid in dish soap for at least a day , i thought it would be ok ..
    The scent of dill pickle was still in the rubber part of the lid and made my weed taste like dill pickles .

    Spilled weed on my carpet ..
    I thought i would vacuum up the weed and then pick the weed out the Kirby Vacuum cleaner bag ..
    LOL that didn't work weed tasted like dust/dirt .

    A person I know who didn't keep his house clean .
    This guy had some pretty bad habits ,, for one he was a hard core drug user that slammed drugs .
    He was very much over weight and always wore dirty sweats .

    He was telling me that when he lived in Arizona or New Mexico i cant remember which state that he had a mattress on the floor in his bedroom .
    I guess there was cats in the house ,,
    He said he kept a baggie of weed on the floor next to the mattress .
    One night in the dark he fumbled around looking for the bag of weed .
    Said he found a bud and loaded into his pipe and lite it up..

    It wasn't weed , it was a cat turd ...
    I cant not imagine lighting up a cat turd ...

    If you have similar stories it would be cool to hear them ..

    Party on .. just watch what you put in your pipe in the dark .

    K
     
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  2. #2 BrassNwood, Dec 6, 2020
    Back in the days of smuggled Mexican dirt weed it was routine to get 1/3rd seeds, 1/3rd stems, and 1/3rd mold-gasoline-diesel flavored buds depending on how it was smuggled in.
    On the other hand I was paying $10-15 for a full ounce = 4 finger baggie
    Whole Kilo (2.2 pounds) could be found for $60-65
    Possession of a single seed was a felony and could get you serious time.

    Leaning on a friends mailbox I spot a brass pipe and baggy setting in the bushes like 2 ft away. Snagged it and filled the pipe and fired it. Buddy was like your not going to smoke that? Why the fuck not?

    Wasn't the first time either. Spotted the neighbor teen stashing his pipe and bag in our flower beds one evening. So for the next several months I'd watch and when he walked away I'd go help myself to a storage fee. LMAO I doubt he ever figured it out.

    And your not the first one to smoke vacuumed up weed after the baggy Hit the floor and went everywhere.
    I still hate shag carpet to this day for that reason.
    :)
    In a related funny story

    About 1977 my elderly neighbor asked me to make her some pot brownies as her Chemo-Radiation treatments had destroyed her appetite. Not knowing anything about making them we set off to accomplish it. Asking all our pot smoking friends got less then quality advice or recipes so the wife just did her own thing.

    As I was growing, large amounts of bud was no problem so I ground up a bit over an ounce of buds to dust. We mixed half weed dust and half flour and made brownies. Well it turned out more like fudge and it was slightly gritty but not bad.

    Since the wife is a light weight she volunteered to be the test dummy and try to find a dose. 1st try was a 1 inch cube. Disaster! The wife was so hammered she was hallucinating and on the edge of the spins for 8 hours.
    This concoction was so lethal it wasn't funny. I could take a 1 inch cube and survive without to much damage. A half cube was good for me. The neighbor was using like a 1/8th teaspoon of one crushed up.
    The wife wouldn't touch any of them again and still doesn't like edibles. LOL.

    We'd made 2 sheets of the damned things (40 one inch cubes) and they lived in the freezer for the next decade and got used when I felt like an acid level trip to the moon and beyond.

    I admit to honestly considering smoking them at times knowing how much weed was actually in them. :)

    Now I'm back using edibles as a daily medicine and still find them wickedly intense. Take it right up as close to the edge as I can and just short of a mg to far.
    Edibles mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    BNW
     
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  3. #3 Headhunterpipes, Dec 6, 2020
    I lived in San Diego in the middle to late 70's , we would get Kilo's of weed for 160.00 in TJ.
    As you said tons of seeds ,,, then we got in bales of Columbian weed ,, good weed but still allot seeds .
     
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  4. #4 Deleted member 1062095, Dec 22, 2020
    Great stories
     
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  5. #5 notRoger, Jan 3, 2021
    I watched a hippie stick his hand into a ziplock bag where the vile of lsd just broke. everyone started laughing and he slapped a few peoples hands and yelled "you're coming with me". had to baby sit 6 deadheads that were supposed to be trimming my weed lol. good kids.
     
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  6. #6 makuck, Jan 13, 2021
    I wanna see the trails too.

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