Smoking in your room without being caught, a guide.

I'm sure there are a few threads on this, but I feel the need to share my hopefully helpful hints. 
 
(If you don't want to read a pointless story skip the next paragraph) 
 
Now, smoking in your parents home is something you should usually try to avoid out of fairness to them. Alas, as the nights get colder you might find yourself not wanting to brave the bitterness. Usually, in the warmer seasons, I go on a ride or a walk and smoke somewhere pleasant, like a park, or I enjoy a cigarette and a bowl in my garage and listen to music. My parents sometimes know but don't mind, as long as I'm outside, and I guess my garage qualifies. Other times, right outside my window at night (I live on the first floor, thank christ). However, because of the cold AND the snow that has just fallen, I can't jump out my window like I usually do because I will leave some weird footprints that only are around my window.
 
So, I'll smoke in my room sometimes. I'll tell you what I think the key is:    AIRFLOW
 
This is true with grow rooms also.
 
Have a WINDOW FAN (pictured) that can be set on exhaust. Cover any exposed areas around the fan to make sure that ALL the air being pulled into your room  is coming from under your door. You can check this with your lighter, it should be fighting to stay lit with the air coming into your room. (The one pictured is covering one fan because that one doesn't work. If it wasn't covered it would pull air through that one creating a little circular airflow.)
 
NEXT: Have a sploof. You've heard that one before, and it works. I used to have a cool one made out of a bicycle tube, so it was aluminum and seemed pretty cool. I lost it and replaced it with the coke bottle one, pictured. Although the bike tube was cool, the coke bottle worked just as well. Cut the bottom out and fill it with dryer sheets. That simple.
 
NEXT: Have a quarter to cover the cherry of your bowl.
 
Done. 
 
Just exhale the smoke through the sploof straight into the fan. I usually exhale thought the sploof, breathe in, the exhale again through the sploof. Sometimes 3 or 4 times if it was a huge hit. 
 

 
Leave the bowl near the window fan. Have a sound machine and/or music playing to cover up the noise of the fan. 
 
It has yet to fail for me, even with my parents still up and about on the first floor, where my room is. Candles and incense wouldn't hurt, if you use them regularly. I don't so it would seem a bit weird. I never use fabreeze or anything, but again, if you use it normally then it couldn't hurt. 
 
Fairly straightforward, yeah? My logic behind this is that the smell of the smoke cannot pass through my door leading into the rest of the house because the fan pulling air in from it. If I had my fan on "intake" it would send the smoke into my room and out under my door.
 
I'm even doing it in winter when the temp is 24 degrees F... as long as you properly cover the rest of the fan to make sure no air is being sucked in from your window, cold air should stay out. Leave the fan running for as long as you think, a few minutes after you smoke should be fine. 
 
 
Everyone follow? 
 
Happy Toking   
 

 

 
I never saw this response coming from someone!
 
Well then, I'll clarify, this is for the "18 year olds" that are seniors in high school and are stuck at home for another year. 
 
Happy?

 

Whoa. Guys. Just trying to help a few people out. Yes I usually take my tokes outside. In fact I usually prefer it. Sometimes I don't want to, because it is very cold. They never know, no one gets hurt, everyone is happy.
 
Jesus Christ