smoking gave me boners as a kid.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by The Crunge, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. What did I just read
     
  2. Hahahaha GC never fails to make me laugh
     
  3. Im usually at half mast at the very least whenever i smoke.
     
  4. Question for you guys. I understand the basics of public indecency, however this was never made clear to me and has been on my mind.

    If I were to walk around town in public, in a restaurant, a few stores, and maybe even talk to people, while wearing sweat pants and a MASSIVE boner, could I get in any trouble?

    Seeing as how it's natural, what could they charge you with? I do understand that it is kind of an unwritten rule though, and stores have rights to kick you out and such. I'm talking legal.
     
  5. Hahaha what in the fuck
     

  6. Interesting question, try it and let us know :D
     
  7. It's all good OP. why just today I was chillin on campus and I got a rock solid boner for no reason at all. Good thing no one was around cause I was wearing basketball shorts and I tried tuckin it in my waist band but it was so clearly visible. Ah good times
     
  8. On a real note if I smoke a lot sometimes I will get a raging boner no matter who I'm with or where...
     

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  10. the things that must keep you up at night.
     
  11. Me and my girl are horny normally, when we smoke it gets quite crazy;) our neighbors can hear us... And we live in a single home bahah
     
  12. You're probably just aroused by doing something you shouldn't be doing, just like a necrophilist or serial killer or a klepto getting cheap thrills. Yours is just smaller scale.
     
  13. I used to get boners when breaking up my bud and packing a bowl, i was like 15 i think
     
  14. Yup.

    I got fully torqued the first few times i smoked cigarettes and bud also :p

    and then once RANDOMLY like a year or two after i started smoking lol

    Just like mid doobie i went half chub and was like "no.. bad penis"

    Next hit i went full chub and stayed there for the rest of the session.. very awkward session much better when it happened to me and i was younger lol
     
  15. i too have smoked the leaf joint. rolled up leaves with a giant leaf and smoked that bad thing

    burned my throat real good
     
  16. this made me lol
     
  17. I wouldn't think this many people become sexually aroused from smoking, but apparently I was wrong. Maybe it has something to do with smoking affecting your blood circulation but I don't know, or you could all just be weird motherfuckers. Oh well, whatever gets your dick hard I guess.
     

  18. haha instagram dat shit!
     
  19. Smoking still gives me boners.
     
  20. You're probably one of the people that enjoys those porn videos where the woman is smoking a cigarette while riding your jim jones.
     

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