[DISCALIMER] I'M PRETTY SARCASTIC THROUGH MOST OF THIS POST, JUST SAYIN' ALSO WALL OF TEXT ALERT Anyways, in my opinion this is a pretty epic tale. Let's start at the beginning. 5:30 Monday afternoon "Yo man lets hang" "Tots bro" I go over to his house and we decide to go to a movie after doing interpretive dances, that we filmed, whilst listening to 4 Non Blondes. We get to the theater and find out that the movie isn't playing for another 2 hours. So we decide to start chattin' up the employees. There's this one girl manager trying to juggle, and I'm all like: "Dawg, I went to a juggling camp, I can juggle real good like" She's like: "Dam! Show me!" and hands me three juggling balls... and I'm like "Oh crap I didn't actually go to juggling camp" So my friend covers for me and is like " He's real rusty " So anyways I totally bosh juggling, and end up not being able to juggle more than two. Somehow the conversation switches to talking about hackeysacks, and we're like... "OMGSH HACKEYSAKCS NO WAI THATS TOTALLY RETRO" So we go to mapes and buy a hackeysack, and bring it back to the theater and us and her all play hackey sack and we totally suck but it's no big deal, cause like it's awesome fun. Anyways, hackeysack, as you all know, is a time where people get real deep and philosophical, so I start telling her about my relationship problems, and we have a debate about why girls of our generation are whores. Fastforward 30 minutes, and the movie is about to start, we decide tonight has been to spontaneous to just sit down and watch a movie, so we go back to mapes, and buy laser pointers and swords and shields. We end up having a great battle of Narnia right on the street outside the theater. Shouts for the queen and Asland are heard throughout the neighborhood. We yell at each other while dashing at each other with our weapons and have a great battle whilst cars are slowing down like "Fucking kids these days man, stupid as shit" Anyways, I end up cutting my friends finger real bad and we stop playing. So like, 10 minutes later, the employee and her friend walk out of the theater. By this time we still had our British accents on from the Narnia battle, and we talk up the two girls. They tell us they have to go and the conversation is something like: "Well we're going now" "Where you guys going?" "To smoke weed" "Can we come?" "Uhmmm..." "I GOT CASH!" Anyways, they end up letting me and my friend tag along, neither of us had done pot before, so this was a very big step for the both of us. We walk with these chicks to this cool spot they got, and we end up getting high. I had like 5 "Hits" (I don't know stoner lingo sorry) But anyways, I took like 5 hits from this pipe they had... and I was like walking funny and laughing at everything! Anyways the one chicks friend is way messed up ( She was drunk, on something else, and high ) so she ended up getting mad at this car that was parked, and hit it a few times and made the horn go off... I got scared as shit and was like "Dude run!!!" So me and my friend ditch and run all the way home and I remember being paranoid like cops are going to come and my pants are like falling down and I keep holding them up and I'm running all funny. Finally when we get back to his place, we are at the front door and my friend ( Who wasn't high he barely had a hit ) He was like "Keep it together man" I was sure I could do that, but fuck was I wrong.... I walk into his house, take on glance at his parents, and start laughing my head up all the way up the stairs... I get to the top of his steps and his cat is in his room, and I start playing with it and I'm like "MITTENS MITTENS HI MITTENS MITTENS!" And my friend comes up, and he's all like "How many times do I have to tell you her name isn't mittens" Anyways, my friend sprays me down with Old Spice to reduce the smell or whatever, and brings me into his bathroom and he says "Drink this! It will make your breath not smell" He made me drink this shit that showed plaque on my teeth, and so for the rest of my night I had blue teeth... Anyways, I also remember laughing my head off uncontrollably looking the mirror at myself with my red eyes and I was like "HHAHAHAHAHAHH IM HAVING A GREAT TIME" So anyways, then my parents come to pick me up, and I go home still stoned for like another good 3 hours... I manage to keep it together, but I'm sure my parents knew I was high... Anyways, that was the first time I ever smoked pot. I considered that Monday one of the best. Epic night achieved.
5 hits = high for like 5 hours? damn. anyway i didn't like this story cause i didn't know what parts really happened and what didn't. S:
Wow, that is so close to your first telling of the story. http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/734086-smoking-strangers.html