Sorry if the story isn't the best, but it's my first thread and I just want to vent, anyway: I was at this bush party in a little town next to the city I live in, hanging around a bonfire. a couple hours in half a dozen cops come to break it up, get the fire out, etc. I had a quarter in my pocket I didn't want any of them getting a scent of so I headed into the woods along with most of the other people there. Problem is, I had never been to the area before and got lost as balls in the dark. I wandered around for probably half an hour before finding a few people who lived there. They were nice about helping me find my way out so I offered to smoke them up. We chilled passing a joint around, and right after I roached it he goes and says "This weed from Calgary (where I live)? Calgary weed's shit, up here we get BC bud!" what the hell man? It may not be the dankest weed out there, but it's still not bad stuff! Anyone else run into ungrateful people like this?
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
[quote name='"Led Zepp"']See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit![/quote] I cry watching this scene
I had a friend actually do that once we were kicking it and he told me he was gonna stop by his dealer and buy a g. His dealer lived on the other side of town so I offered to smoke him out and to bring my pipe(he was gonna smoke out of a can) I lived a block down so I went home brought my stuff Nd he complained cause it was purple urkel cause apperently he didn't like it. So I smoke a bowl and a half, and he just kept smoking bowl after bowl after bowl, until there was only like .5 gram left and it was an eighth to begin with so he wasn't talking to me apperently and he kept calling people on the phone instead. I just left pissed off and finished the rest of my weed that day.
This is why i smoke alone. Just makes you wanna roll a joint of pubic hair and tell those jerks to spark it.
Lol its funny that you got so worked up about it, shouldve said fair enough ill keep the rest for myself then ey.
I did that once. But it was normal hair, mixed with tobacco (He smoked tobacco) Yeah. He finished both of the ones I rolled. Surprised he didn't notice considering hair was poking out the end with tobacco lol.
he was probably a bit drunk and just showing off that he knows about BC bud....yeah its a bit of a weird/dickish thing to say but it doesnt make him a dick necessarily. I dunno man I hate it when people complain cos they did nice things to people who turned out to be dicks....IMO much worse to be that guy when he wakes up in the morning and thinks "shit why the hell did I say that when he was smoking us up. Im such a dick". You did a nice thing so just be happy about that
Was expecting this Or a BJ for weed story. But yeah, I woulda been pissed if people I smoked up complained.
[quote name='"DrSheldonCooper"']Was expecting this Or a BJ for weed story. But yeah, I woulda been pissed if people I smoked up complained.[/quote] THAT PICTURE omfg
I had a Emergency J with Schwag and my friend came over and I told him it was Reggies and he kept complaining but he's a bit of a lightweight so he got fried off of it while I was buzzed and I just fucked with him the whole time. So hey, jokes on him!