smoked for 24+hrs/cops let us off

for some reason i wanted to make a thread in here.
lots of shit happens, but im always really blitz so i don't remember it all
last 4/20 i started smoking at 630pm on the 19th and i didn't go to sleep or stop smoking till 230am on the 21st........we smoked a QP

another time me and 3 other friends were toking up in this van (mystery machine lol)that someone had borrowed and my friend dropped the bong and it fu*king broke!,
so now we have some rancid bong water all over the place and tiny peices of resinated glass on the floor.
we were were at a stop light when this happen, when the light went green the van wouldn't move we were slowly become less chill lol
sooo we go ahead and start pushing it towards a 7/11 but we can't get it up the driveway
seconds pass and 2 of my 3 friends go inside the store, DITCHING ME AND THE BROKE VAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET, im calling them lazy pricks for leaving, then 5 minutes later, a cop car pulls up behind us

my friends walk out of the store, jaws drop, we all reak, we all look ripped, the van is a smelly mess...
the cops ended up asking for id, helped us push the van the rest of the way and said "you guys becareful, have fun"
i almost shit mehself