Finally, my . fucking . god. I've finally broken the most embarrassing virginity.. I'd never smoked a single named strain for the past 1.3 years I've been toking. Everyone, ranging from personal dealers to downtown pushes called it 'weed'. Because, hey..it makes sense to label the thousands of different strains ranging from sativa to indica as the same, right?! Well fuck, tonight I finally met some blades, and a dealer that knew what they were talking about. And I didn't plan it at all. My friend texted me and asked me to call her.. Her boyfriend had broken up with her and she wanted to know if i wanted to come drinking with her. So I said yes. She asked me to meet her at a convenience store in the upwards hills of my town. Luckily I got a ride since Canada is starting to get a bit chilly. I hadn't told her I would be getting a ride so she probably didn't feel like going there too soon. It turned out to be lucky that I was there early. Because I needed to pass some time so I walked into the store, past a group of 4 college'ish type dudes who were laughing and pouring out the contents of a pop can, the obvious thought popped into my head as I saw this, and I proceeded into the store and bought Cherry Blasters. Not knowing what else to do I walked outside, over to a grassy knoll at the side with picnic tables and sat down to start eating my candy. After a minute or two who do I see walking out of the store towards me? The 4 dudes. I was a bit worried at first, maybe my eyebrow ring intrigued them to think I was some sort of poser and they wanted to beat the shit out of me. However the first words the muscley one spoke were.. "Do you have a pipe?" Fuck, damnit, what bad luck - I had just ran dry of weed tonight, so my pipe was at home, as were my lighters and other such accessories. I reluctantly said.. "No sorry man, left it at home" However he shrugged it off and asked if I wanted in on the session, so I said yeah but I hadn't a single thing to throw down. So I offered him a bit of compensation, $4, to get in on whatever the sesh was. He said it wasn't a problem and not to worry about it but I eventually gave him the $4 as I have stoner ethics and I don't mooch, ever. They had nothing else but a pop can. We smoked on the picnic bench which faced one of the busiest roads in the city. Eventually we headed to the employee smoker section of the convenience store and toked up there. The slick looking dude revealed that he sold, we compared prices and he's cheaper than my dealer. He's a grower, and a breed mixer, he had some custom strained weed (but I cannot remember the names he said at all). The one name I did catch and recognize was that we finished the session with my first now-memorable strain ever, AK47. It was delicious, although I have no real confirmation that it was actual AK47 I shall assume so only because of 2 factors; 1) The bud looked good, very vibrant even in a dark setting. 2) He was the first dealer who named legitimate strains and who grew that I've met. It was a chill ass time. Trying to get contact info off my friend's friend to get ahold of this dude to get some of his bud.
Haha, I just smoked my AK-47 last night. Stuff is really good huh? Glad you broke your "strain cherry" but it kind a blows that it was out of a soda can. Fuck it though, whatever works.
Buddy gave me a little tiny nug, a bowl-pack, to take on my way. I just realized I had it today. So tonight, I shall smoke it out of my high-quality pipe to experience AK47 to its fullest.
Nice dude those guys sound pretty chill to smoke you up and not even really care if you give them anything in return. Even tho the pop can is one of the worst ways to smoke it gets you high and in the end thats all that matters. Personally I have only smoked something with a specific strain name once, "blueberry". To this day it was probably the highest i have ever been. How would you rate the high of the ak47 the best you've smoked?
Only "strain" I've smoked was "Afghani Hindu Kush", but yeah, I'm pretty sure it wasn't a real strain, but it did get me ****ing blazed.
Lol well that would have been to obvious dude.. I woulda never thought of it ... not in this state of mind, where you high before you went to the convience store? -Dave
I had no cash or anything on me. But yeah, now that I think of it, they probably should have got a blunt or some Player's.. But, fuck, these guys were faded as shit. And coked up. So I won't blame them and it wasn't my weed so I didn't feel like imposing.