smoked a quarter last night, have a DRUG TEST on thursday....?

Jeez dude. That's a ton of weed to hit right before a drug test, lol. You consider fake urine? Yeah, it's a longshot, but with that much dope in you, I can't think of anything else

 

Just your luck, eh? Well umm... They are testing urine right? If they're going to test hair instead (less common, but people do it) then shave your head. And you could try fake urine. I saw it on eBay and some other website once.

 

Ah, just found exactly what you need.

http://forum.grasscity.com/seasoned-tokers/144788-want-pass-drug-test-2-dollars.html

Enjoy

 

^^Very nice link, gotta find it around here

 

here's what i do:
start drinking water now. don't stop. you want to drink a minimum of 5 gallons per day (you want to piss clear water about every 10-15 minutes). this will flush out your system. drink plenty of cranberry juice also, this will help you piss more. then on the day of the test, get yourself a detox drink from your friendly neighborhood smoke shop and drink it about an hour and a half prior to having to pee in a cup. Also, the first piss of the day is always the dirtiest, so make sure you've gone several times before the test. I hope some of this helps.

 

fake urine im not sure about, but i know in hair tests if they cant get hair off your head... they get it somewhere else haha.

 

your fucked...basically...you could mix a drop of bleach or visine into your urine and it will make it unreadable...just drink water like you've never drank before.

 

dont drink that much water, youll be in danger of diluting yourself to death. not even kidding. you can drink so much water that you dilute your electrolytes. you can die if this happens. just take it and when you fail tell your boss you really need this job and that you have a kid on the way.

 

I doubt they will actually test you at the interview, hell its just an interview, they haven't even given you the job. In the mean time stop smoking ang get some golden seal, use it in conjuction with lots of water, not five gallons, oh don't use any other chemical/drugs this includes asprin and alcohol as they will reduce your bodies ability to get rid of the THC, by the way if its a hair test, your pretty much screwed.

 

look dude ive used synthetic pe several time with perfect results...as long as no one watches...its your only chance...stop wasting time and get it before its too late...and then relax and smoke a bowl TRUST ME DONT WASTE TIME DRINKING SHIT JUST GET THE PEE!!

 

my friends cousin passed his drug test with artificial urine... whizzinator? might not be the right brand but something like that.

Otherwise u should def get a friend whose clean to give u theirs

 

Azo works I hear.

 

Actually, my friend just went in for a Lowes interview and they saliva tested him! I was really surprised at that because I had just recently herd of them, and didn't think they were quit working at 100% yet and had hit the market. Apparently I was wrong, then again, apparently they suck because my friend toked the morning of his noon interview and he passed! He didn't understand why but who the hell is gonna argue? As for the AZO's, the same friend passed a test from his parents at a lab by taking like a bottle within 3 days, but he said he got limp dick. I did the same thing and also got limp dick (didn't even get tested so I can't personally comment on the resultys), too bad he waited until AFTER I asked him to mention that part....

Hope this helps and the best of luck to you man.

EDIT- And yeah theres a fake penis jock strap/urine thing called the Whizzanator 5000 I think. Saw it in High Times.