So me and my dad were home, my sister was gone, my mom was still at work. He is off work from January - April because he gets surgery in January on his knee. His work only drug tests them once every 6 months, and he just got tested last month and passed clean. I knew he had smoked in the past, and he knows I smoke. He asked me if I had anything. I was like, if I tell you, you can't tell mom. He's like okay, thats fine, and I show him my bud. He was like damn this shit smells good, you got anything to smoke it in? I pulled out my good ol' plumber pipe, he started laughing about it and was like that works. I packed the bowl, and we went out in the kitchen, he took the first hit, and held it in until I took mine, blew the toke out and then took another hit. He was surprised how big of a hit I can take, (about a 20 second hit, I've counted) and we were fucked up. It wasn't too awkward, he was half drunk so it didn't really matter lol. Since it was Friday, we get pizza for dinner, we ordered like 3 Large pizzas, cheese sticks, and chicken tenders from Papa Johns and ate every last slice of it, oh yeah my mom ate it too, she didn't know we were blazed out of our skulls, oddly enough, since she used to be a toker. That's my story, I'm gonna go take a Jamaican shower now.