So the other night i was chillin at my friends house when i get a call from another friend who asked if we wanted to go over to his house to smoke a bowl with him and his girlfriend. We walk over to his house and i see them both sitting outside on the curb. As i got closer i noticed that his girlfriend was passed out in the gutter and he was just laughing histerically telling us that he was way to drunk to do anyting. We decided to leave and said that we would come back when he was sober so we went back to my friends house and smoked a bowl. About an hour later my friend goes outside to pick up a sack when he notices that there is a car sitting in front of my drunk friends house (were neighbors). he comes running inside and yells theres a car sitting in front of *****'s house we need to go help him. we run over to his house and see one person outside on his cell phone and another person bent over his passed out girlfriend in the gutter. he starts yelling on the phone to send an ambulance because he thinks he found a dead girl laying in the street and me and my friend just look at each other with the biggest oshit were fucked faces ever. we went back inside and discussed what to do and while were doing that we hear sirens and shit outside our house and look out the window and see like 2 firetrucks and ambulances and cops and shit. i walked outside and tried to call my drunk friend (who apperently left his gf in the gutter) to come outside his house before the cops go in and search the place. he didnt pick up his phone so we figured the best thing to do would be to just chill and not worry about things. we smoked a few more bowls and the night was over. the next day i get a call from the drunk friend saying that his gf died of alcohol poisoning for 4 minutes and had to be given cpr and difibrulatored or watever. he said everything was ok and that he wanted to smoke us out to make up for the night before. that night we go over to his house and procededto smoke a bowl with him and his gf (who was dead and came back to life making her a zombie.) alcohol is bad and im sooper dooper high writing this EVERYTHING IS TRUE I SHIT U NOT
died of alcohol poisoning? cpr? defibhiulator? i didn't realize these things saved a person who overdosed on alcohol, since alcohol slows breathing and heart rate and all
yah idk all i kno is that they had to revive her and pump her stomach and shit he flatlined for 4 minutes
apparently i died for like a couple seconds or so when i was really really young... that shit can happen.
Maaan, I thought you found a like a legit left 4 dead zombie or something, and then got high with it. Total letdown.
Fuck zombies, a bunch of dumbasses around my area have been obsessed with the mere concept ever since that zombieland movie came out. Fuck that movie too. There are kids talking about the best way to survive a zombie holocaust. I wanna just beat their retarded asses, but most of them are scrawny little nerds, and that wouldn't even be fair, so I just talk shit to them. I guess I'm an asshole because I think zombies are (a combination of not real) and fucking stupid. But people that are obsessed with them piss me off for some unknown reason.
If someone "flatlines", they're dead for good. A defibrillator is used to shock a "bad" heart rhythm back to a regular heart rhythm. Also, only some "bad" rhythms are shockable with a defibrillator. Also, you don't have your stomach pumped if you have alcohol poisoning. Alcohol is quickly absorbed into the blood stream and pumping the stomach has little to no effect; they just don't do it. Most likely, your friends girlfriend had slow and shallow respirations and heart beat from the alcohol, and was unresponsive. The EMTs/paramedics on scene would support her breathing with a nonrebreather mask and supplemental oxygen, and attach a defribillator in case she went pulseless. If she -did- go pulseless (very possible from that nasty drug alcohol), then they would give her CPR and analyze her heart rhythm with the defibrillator to see if it was a shockable rhythm, and shock if needed. Case in point: Being "pulseless" is not the same as being dead because cardio-electrical activity still exists. Being dead means asystole, lack of any cardiac electrical activity at all, and you CAN NOT be brought back to life. It's a common misconception that "flat liners" can be brought back to life. I thank medical drama shows for that. tl;dr She's not a zombie (haha), because she never actually died
I'm glad we share the same opinion. A couple of my friends are OBSESSED with zombie shit. Left 4 Dead, Left 4 Dead 2, ANY zombie movie, Prototype.. I just want to kill them. My friend actually has a book devoted to surviving a zombie apocalypse. I told him it was the biggest waste of money anyone has ever wasted money on. On topic though, that story rules. Smoking with a "zombie" would be pretty sweet.
Haha they're good I guessss prototype is the one I hate the most. It's just obnoxious when its all they play and playing the game eventually leads to "DUDE WHAT IF A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED RIGHT NOW?!?!?!!?!?"
lol sad thing is me and about ten friends all have an evacuation plan if zombies or an epidemic took over. It's a very solid plan too lol
I suppose that would be a little annoying but I wouldn't be lying if I said I have never talked about it but it was like once then it was dropped.
My uncle died that way. All of the blood went to his head. How could you be so ignorant? Or uncompassionate? To leave them in the the street?
Personally I wouldent wanna blaze wit a zombie,mostly cuzall the zombies I seen look all bloody and rabid, so I wouldent want that on my blunt , I'd rather toke with the pope