You know I've had some funky smelling farts before, but these ones tonight take the biscuit. I mean really, it smells like something died and rotted in my asshole and then the smell was projected by wind expulsion! I wanna save these farts in a jar while they last and then unleash them on unsuspecting mortal enemies. It would be the best weapon ever. I mean like, I'm kinda proud of this shit, if you'll excuse the anus-related pun. Kinda wish someone was here to share in the sheer smell.
You mean to say you've never thought about the smell intensity of your farts? Man you sound weird, maybe you should see a councillor or something... Lovin the sarcasm in some of these posts btw, gave me some chuckles
I was watching a history channel one time... apparently if you keep smells in jars, they get stronger. FART IN A JAR!
Fart ye! (I'm replacing fuck with fart, just seems appropriate at this moment in time) I have no soul left, and I've offended many people...
I tried but the jar smelt of salsa and when I put it up to my ass I got fart fright. Sorry to disappoint guys
Just keep trying! We know you can do it! Just remember: "I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN!"
I wonder if one had a thin bong and you like put it in ur rectum and tightened it, and then expanded your ass while the chamber was filled if you could take an anal bong hit? Or like a vape bag with a mini hollowed out but plug. lol i'm not about to try it, just some really weird shit that came into my head when I read this, some really really weird shit lmao
This is what we have here: (*)<----Asshole / Shit / <---- Fart So you see, the fart has to pass by the shit to leave the asshole, thus making the fart smell like something died. So take a shit, then try farting. I hope that works for you... Good luck, fuck!
I wonder why some guys smell soooooooo horrible when they fart. Obviously everyone does it but when I use the bathrooms at my guy friends homes I almost puke from the odor but at girls houses at worst the odor is just unpleasant.
Dude dont hold it in... If you hold in farts they travel up your spine and get in your brain. And you know what that gets you? Shitty Ideas.