So the other day me and my buddy were burning and we were talking about all the awesome times weve had this summer. Hes like one of my best friends and we always make up funny shit and laugh our ass off when we hang out, and we go to a lot of partys together. We will come up with sayings or phrases in the moment/situation and usually keep it going and laugh about it for awhile until it gets stale. One of my favourite things to say in any situation I can throw it into is "Not with that fuckin attitude". Whenevers someones complaining about something or doesnt think they can do it Ill say it and its usually pretty funny. Ive been saying it for awhile now, not constantly, so I dont kill it. Example, party, bunch of us doing shots, and someones like, "Oh there no way I can take a shot right now". "Not with that fuckin attitude! Do that shit lol." I love it, especially at parties with people I dont know well, I think its hilarious, and it seems like others do too. Theres a ton of other ones but theyre kind of like inside jokes, well be laughing our ass off and some people dont know what the fuck were talking about. Slang for certain things, drugs and activities so I cant explain it. Me and my best friends can have an entire conversation about unmentionables and be laughing about it in front of people that wouldnt be cool with it and they dont even understand, its awesome. Anyways, what are some funny phrases or sayings you say often, or original slang you got going on? Im curious because I think its funny, smart and can be very useful.