Sketchy public moments

So I was chillin with 3 of my friends on the stair case well, Smokin a bowl of some suuuuper dank shit. When all of a sudden someone opens their front door, and out steps a middle aged women with 2 dogs. Need I remind you, I had a bowl, lighter, and bag of weed sitting on my lap. So I just do a ( what I think is sly ) maneuver and put it all in my pocket and we all start walking down the stairs and the next thing that comes out of her mouth " you guys smell like weed ". My heart dropped at that moment, and the only thing I can think of was " oh no mam, I'm Mormon." and she didn't buy it for one second, so we're all walking down the stairs, and get to the bottom and as me and my friends are walking away, my one buddy tells me she smelt her shirt. Lol he was like " dude she totally smoked weed " I was so sketched by this point. Lol she wasn't rude or anything, I said bye to her and she said have a nice night. She was actually really cool about it but still...I was sketched. So let's here those sketchy public stories.