Sketch!

neg rep for me right here homies. This is the sketchest thing I have ever done in my entire history of sketch.

So this girl I know from work lives with her boyfriend, a guy that slings mad dank. My friend told me a couple nights ago that he had got a large shipment in of skunk and headies (around here headies refers to potent, squishy ass yellowy dank). So I'm in the restaurant where I work, tryin to grab a cheap bite before I go meet some friends. Someone comes and tells me that she's in the restaurant (since she used to work there) with her boyfriend. So I look through the restaurant and find them, I see her and her boyfriend and some other girl. I was assuming it was just going to be Allie (the ex-employee) and I could ask her for her boyfriend's number. But when I saw him sitting right there, I got excited. I went up to the table, which was completely alone, there wasn't another table around them for about 15 feet, and I asked Tom (without studying the second female very closely) if he "had any good shit". Immediately he shot me a confused, pissed off look. "...no." he said. "Really?" I asked again, confused as to why he was pissed. "Really." I shot a look at Allie to see what the fuck was up, and she just smiled and calmly said "nope."

So I walk away, a little confused and upset because I think they're pissed at me or something, plus now I can't get dank even though my friend told me he just bought 5 ounces. Whatever, I figure, maybe I sketched him out coming up to him in public. So they leave and nothing really happens until about 15 minutes later when I got a call on my cell phone. I answer, it's Tom, the guy.


Me: What's up man?
Tom: Dude...
Me: what?
Tom: Why did you come up to me, in public, and ask me if I had any good shit IN FRONT OF ALLIE'S MOM?!
Me: Skettttttttch. I had no idea that was her mom.
Tom: Totally dude. that's why I pretended like I was so confused. You gotta be careful with that shit, man. I told her I didn't know you and Allie said you were just some crazy dude with a condition, so we're straight with her mom. But hey, if you want some good shit, come alone.

(hangs up)

yeah. totally totally sketchy.