Size

its not the size of the boat, its the motion in the ocean. at least thats what my grandma used to say. it depends. if you're a white chick you probably want a giant black alabama black snake exploring your innards. something big and meaty to jab into your guts. yuh know?

 

This thread really does get created every week. I didn't think it was true lol.

 

Sometimes small boats get crushed under the power of the almighty ocean, yuh know?