Situations that werent funny at the time but are in retrospect stories...

So members of Grasscity, I have been looking back at my past and realizing how hilarious some of the situations I have gotten into are (although they weren't at the time). Feel free to share yours, whether it be a drunk adventure, cop story, parents story, anything really. I'll start with one of mine (will share many more if this picks up).
 
    So around 3 months ago, I went to Italy. My friend's 20th birthday was on the day I arrived back, so he decided to postpone his apartment party until the next day (as I was jetlagged). I had brought him back some beer from Italy and was eager to gift them to him. After almost getting into a fatal head-on collision on the way, I made it to his 2br apartment around 2PM. I will catalog what happens next.
 
2:00 PM- I arrive w/ steak and beer. Friends rejoice and we catch up.
3:30 PM- We start to talk about how the night will go, we completely clear his bedroom to set up a beer pong table.
5:00 PM- Our friend comes back from liquor store with large bottle of Hennessey and around 60 beers. The night begins
5:05- B-day boy prepares steak and we crack our high-quality imported beers. I take my first bong rip in 3 weeks. I cough relentlessly and feel high as fuck
5:15- We begin to take shots of Hennessey. We take about 4 shots each
5:45- Dusk is approaching. Friend has brilliant idea to get more people to the party (start a bonfire at the beach 500 ft from his apartment). We don't want to buy wood, so while drunk, we hop over a 10 foot gate to steal wood pallets.
6:00- We are back at the apartment with a bunch of wood pallets lingering outside his apartment. 
6:15- B-Day Boy's sketchy X-bar connect and friends show up. They give us fake names (Cy and Fresh) and are some wack looking motherfuckers. Gave me 2 free bars
6:30- I'm about 5 shots deep and begin a game of beer pong. 
6:45- Lose game of beer pong and then chug 6 budweisers afterward
7:30- After trying to start bonfire, the pallets aren't enough. Some friends go back to steal more pallets
7:35- I black out.
 
Apparently, I wouldn't join them at the bonfire and was stumbling around the beach like a drunk motherfucker. I distinctly recall facing down into the sand for prolonged periods of time. I proceed to vomit on the sand and on my sweatshirt. My friends help carry me back to the apartment. This is what I was told after
 
Around 9- Apartment is popping now, around 30 people are here with music blasting. 
11:00 PM- One of our friends is hitting on roommate's best friend, who just got back with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend begins to pick a fight and our friend accepts. They start pushing each other and the hosts intervene
12 AM- Cops come to apartment. My friend whose house it was was answered with a bottle of vodka in his hand, expecting to see a friend at the door. Unpleasently surprised. He jeers the cops and apparently calls them 'fuckboys'. His cute roommate comes and she saves the day by re-assuring the cops this wouldn't happen again.
12:01- Friend clears half of the party out right away, bar connect & sketchy friends stay.
 
Flash Forward to 7:30 the next morning. I wake up with clothes on that weren't mine and venture into my friend's room. There's 6 full grown men sleeping on the ground with no pillows,blankets or sheets. I turn one friend over to see penises ALL over his body. I laugh hysterically. 
 
Other people who crashed there wake up and everyone checks their shit. As it turns out, CY and his friend Fresh stole: 
$200 cash
2 wallets
contents of a wallet but left the actual wallet (lol)
Car keys
my bud
my sunglasses
a painting on the wall
 
Remember how my friend's roommate told the cops 'this won't happen again'. The next day, she tells my friend that he has 3 weeks to get ready to move out and he's being evicted. Also, last week I was kicking it with a friend at the party who told me I grabbed the sharpie and drew the initial giant cock on my friend's face. I honestly felt bad for my friend who was drawn on and thought I had nothing to do with it lol. Yesterday, I was with my friend who hosted the party and we laughed our asses off at this memory.
 
I hope you guys have some stories to share that are hilarious in retrospect. Peace!

 

Ah, my friend is moving quite a distance away so I'm reminiscing about all the times we've had together. Yesterday is the last night I'll see him for a while.