Ok blades and bladettes, this is the question of the century, maybe even the MILLENNIUM!!!! Here it is...... (drum roll) Are you exited as this guy?? Well you fuckin SHOULD BE! Does your poop float or sink? Ever had a poop that some sunk and the rest floated? DISCUSS!!
Not if you have Crohn's! Btw, Im sure this will get deleted if RMJL's sees this. She just deleted a "wipe, standing up or sitting down" poll, due to the immaturity of the poll. :-S
sinks ... but sometimes floats have u ever taken that type of shit where you push n you push so hard n then when it finally all comes out, u stand up, wipe, take a look down n there NOTHING THERE! .. :] the wonders of the toilet bowl
both for me.. but these are ALLL the diffent types of poops an there deffinitions.. enjoy =D GHOST Poop: The kind where you feel the Poop come out, but there is no Poop in the toilet. CLEAN Poop: The kind where you Poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the paper. WET Poop: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels un-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain. SECOND WAVE Poop: This happens when you're done Pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poop some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD-Poop: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG Poop: The kind of Poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSEY Poop: It's so noisy, everyone within earshot giggles. DRINKER Poop: The kind of Poop you have the morning after a night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN Poop: (Self-explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-Poop Poop: The kind where you want to Poop, but all you do is set on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP Poop: This is when it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS Poop: (The Power Dump). The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. LIQUID Poop: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl. MEXICAN Poop:It smells so badly that your nose burns. UPPER ****Poop: The kind of Poop that has no odor. THE SURPRISE Poop: You are not at the toilet because you think you are about to fart but...oops...a Poop!!! THE DANGLING Poop: This Poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done Pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.