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Simple drug test question

Discussion in 'Cannabis Consumption Q&A & Tips' started by OrangeSkyz, Aug 30, 2012.

  1. #1 OrangeSkyz, Aug 30, 2012
    So i'v been searching for a job and recently got a call from a local pharmaceutical company that requires me to take a pre-employment drug test at LabCorp, i'v been sober for about a month weighing about 140 lbs 5'9 , taking new choice strip Mary test periodically to track whether or not the THC was still present, I haven't smoked regularly in about 3 months only once before my month of sobriety however it seems that the THC has not left my body completely, my test is on Friday and I will take one last First Choice 5 panel drug test tomorrow (thursday) to see the outcome however Iv found that most at home drug test cut off is 50Ng and LabCorp test at 15Ng ( I may be wrong ). I live in a very small city and this is the best paying job locally (and there a very few jobs here other than fast food) so due to paranoia I feel like ill take the chance and use the substitution method stated in another post for the same company.

    My question for substitution is this, the urine I will be substituting (my fathers 27 years older) will be about 10-8 hours old as my father goes to work around 5-6 a.m and I will arrive at LabCorp around 12-1 p.m. Will the urine being hours old affect my results, I am very aware of temperature importance im asking if age and the urine being hours old will flag any other negative results?
     
  2. #2 Mr Psylocibin, Aug 30, 2012
    Here is an issue you may have the Ph balance of the pee might be a little off due to air and unseen microorganism. It may be a little cold as you so obviously understand. If the color is clear it'll give you a "diluted" result. And it's hard to get the pee in the "lab bathroom" because they watch you. I say fill the pee up in a condom, tie it, put it in your pants somewhere, rip a small hole and drain the condom.
     
  3. #3 RooRgle, Aug 30, 2012
    I'm pretty sure the only thing they check is that it's the right temp...I mean many people use synthetic piss, if you have real piss and have some way to heat that bitch up before handing it to the lady...well sir, I think you're good :bongin:


    btw..That's insane you still fail the take home thc drug test after 3 months?!?!?...I stopped smoking for two weeks before my pre screen for my job and I'm much bigger than you, but 2 weeks of drinking water, running daily, I pissed fresh thc free pee...then I went home and smoked :metal:
     
  4. #4 OrangeSkyz, Aug 30, 2012
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    If my father directly places the sample into the condom and ties it closed would it stop the Ph from being altered due to time?

    Also the at home drug test iv been using (1$ dollar tree test) is a simple strip and is supposed to show two visible lines for a negative result one line being very dark pink and the other line varying, I see one solid line and another very very faint second this is where my paranoia comes into place as I do not trust my own judgement and the line being almost non visible and will attempt to take another test tomorrow coming from another at-home company whose testing kit is much more reliable.
     
  5. #5 RooRgle, Aug 30, 2012
    with a condom? R u serious? Hahahahahahaha....just go find some synthetic piss that has a heater included on it and you'll be good..what you're doing sounds insane man, no offense :p :bongin:
     
  6. #6 Mr Psylocibin, Aug 30, 2012
    Synthetic piss does not work. It comes out as a "diluted" sample (nopassorfail).

    You have to keep a mind on something, he is going to a LAB testing, he isn't going to a grocery store test. It is a lab, they have very advanced methods of finding ANYTHING wrong with samples. Such as Ph, temperature, Synthetic piss (is a BIG thing because it comes out DILUTED) etc. etc. etc.
     
  7. #7 OrangeSkyz, Aug 30, 2012
    Synthetic urine is expensive and requires money which I do not have, and iv heard very differed results and I do not wish to fail because I wasted my money on some fake urine that is detected or some fake detox drink.

     
  8. #8 paulhf, Aug 30, 2012
    How do you still have THC in you after 3 months? Did you exercise/drink water? I weigh the same, but I'm two inches shorter and I got drug tested by PacTox which does the whole lab testing and all. I ran and lifted weights for a month and drank a fuck load of water, but I was clean after a week and a half. Before that I was smoking everyday.
     
  9. #9 thehighguybri, Mar 7, 2013
    Hey guys. I just found out the other day that I have to complete a drug test at some point between now and march 20th. I am an every day smoker. the last time i smoked was this past saturday, March 2nd, and have not smoked since. I am taking my test at LabCorp in Massachusetts. Everyone has been telling me to buy QuikFix 5.7 so I did. I was wondering if anyone knows if LabCorp can detect synthetic urine. I have some time before my test so Should I try the natural way of working out a ton, inhaling water and cranberry juice, and maybe buying some detox for the day of the test? Or should i go with the quik fix. I'm 6 2 200 pounds and consider myself in pretty good shape (I can sweat a lot if I have to).I welcome any advice .thanks guys!
     
  10. #10 Killionaire, Mar 7, 2013
    Actually, I have a buddy who had to go get a LabCorp test for a job at an AT&T store. I literally smoked with him right before he left to go get the test done, but he had the synthetic piss with the little heating pad thing and everything. Granted, this was 4-5 years ago, but he passed and is still working there today.
     
  11. #11 aupvstef, Mar 7, 2013
    I'm pretty sure the only thing they check is that it's the right temp[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     

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