Signs and Slogans:

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Superjoint, Nov 8, 2002.

  1. On a Septic Tank Truck sign: "We're #1 in the #2 business."
    Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
    At a proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
    On a Plumbers truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
    On a Plumbers truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
    At a towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
    On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
    On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
    At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
    On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
    In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up."
    In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
    At a Chicago radiator shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

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