Significant accomplishments youv done stoned?

Dude I also lost my virginity when I was a junior and blazed as fuck. Maybe our penises are like communicating with each other like aliens from space.

 

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Granny

 

Managed to seduce a 14 year old in the woods once

 

[quote name='"s3v loves you"']Managed to seduce a 14 year old in the woods once[/quote]

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Nothing really, I've done multiple tests in school stoned though and I did well on all of them

 

Set up my tent and manage to find it after out camping with some friends

 

I've skated some insane spots while stoned.

And just doing well in classes I guess.

 

made cheese, made and canned jams and jellies... without burning myself or anyone around me!

 

Every time I masturbate stoned it's a significant accomplishment.

 

Left the couch

 

Managed not to kill myself during a shitty point in life! Glad I didn't do that

 

getting stoned & rolling a joint for wake & bake.

it might not sound like an accomplishment...
but try starring at a perfectly rolled joint & waiting to smoke it.

now that is an accomplishment.

 

More mental than anything. I pretty much accomplished moving on. I was stuck in a slump for two years and it only took one day and 1gram of weed. One of my ex's had cheated on me and that's how we ended it, for two years I was in a slump that I couldn't get out of, during those two years I stayed away from pot for that time, once I decided to start once again. It was that high state of mind that made me realize how much better life was without that bitch I realized there was so many fish in the sea that I thought it was finally time to move on and start living my life once more.

 

fucking able to vacuum clean my house after i had just smoked 2 fat joints of some really good skunk. Man cleaning the house high as shit is really fun

 

Solved a rubix cube motha fucka. I was amazed it was the only time I solved one

 

Truth!

Roll me up a fat joint and give me some music. Makes housework enjoyable.

 

I accomplished my driving test stoned and got my license also while stone wizzled

 

Type up epic essays for college.

 

Graduated highschool at 16