Sign Language - fun fun

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by idiotjim, Aug 1, 2010.

  1. Sign over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

    On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."

    On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

    Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blow-out."

    Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Let us pick your nose."

    On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."

    In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."

    At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

    On a taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

    In a podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

    On a fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

    At a car dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet miss a car payment."

    Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

    In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry.
    Come on in and get fed up."

    In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

    At the entrance to a sperm bank: "The customer always comes first"

    At the exit of the same bank: "Thank you for coming, please come again."


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