Sick of this damn heat!

Discussion in 'General' started by FartSmoke, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. I work outside year-round in Oklahoma, and I'm sick of this. I can't remember the last time we had a day under 100 degrees, and the last time we did I'm sure the heat index was over 100.
    I'M GOING FUCKING INSANE AND MY SKIN IS MELTING!
     
  2. Wanna try Florida on for size?
     
  3. #3 FartSmoke, Aug 2, 2011
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    I want to move to the rocky mountains, or anywhere with an elevation of 8000-12,000 feet above sea level.
     
  4. Try Canada, I hear heats a myth up there lol.

    But yea, its fucking hot in Florida.
     
  5. #5 FartSmoke, Aug 2, 2011
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    How's the humidity? A few days ago it was 109 and humid as FUCK! As soon as you walk outside here you're sweating. It's brutal in the afternoon.
     
  6. Humidity? Put it this way, it rains almost every day....
     
  7. Minnesotas not any better. Wall outside and its instant swamp ass.
     
  8. Eh, I'm about as south as you can get in florida and the midwest seems to be getting it much worse than us this summer. Lately, every time I check the weather back home in Chicago it's like 10-20 degrees hotter up there.. At least it never hits 100 here. Other parts of Florida are different though, especially inland.
     
  9. Yeah, Oklahoma's weather definitely leaves for more to be desired.

    Still, it beats the shit out of winter.

    I am not looking forward to the freezes.
     
  10. I know what you mean man Texas isn't any better.
     
  11. It's so hot here in Dallas
     
  12. #12 FartSmoke, Aug 2, 2011
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    Kramer, I can't wait for a good ol 3 day snow-ice-sleet-shit-storm. For the past 2 years we go to a huge park here and smoke a bunch of blunts under a big pavilion they have there while it snows all around us, simply because it's the only time when nobody else is there.
    Winter is by far my favorite time of the year in Oklahoma.
     
  13. #13 mushroomsatsuji, Aug 2, 2011
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    Wanna try Texas?
     
  14. Can I get a free gun?
     
  15. #15 mushroomsatsuji, Aug 2, 2011
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    With every purchase of whiskey
     
  16. Can it be a Smith and Wesson .500? If so I'm sold.
     
  17. i hear you man i work indoors at a bigass store with no air conditioning
    literally carry papertowels around with me just for sweat, shitty fucking retail job so i gotta wear a smock over my shirt and the extra layer doesn't help in the least, i'm like the only guy on the man floor too so i do all the physical lifting and the manual labor. oh well i hate the cold just as much, so i can never really win
    autumn is too short...*sigh*
     
  18. Canada's not bad, not too hot, not too cold :smoke:
     
  19. Illinois is bad.

    but fuck Texas.
     
  20. Hot damn! Does my heart good to see another okie around here!

    Hang in there TM. October is coming. That's when we get rewarded for living here thru these gawd awful summers. I'm off to kiss and cuddle my air conditioner now.
     

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