sick baby jokes

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by revolutionrealm, Apr 16, 2003.

  1. -What's funnier than a dead baby?

    a dead baby in a clown suit

    Wrong!!! But funny...
  2. Soz but thats not funny man.
  3. This is my first post so imma make it good.

    Whats funnier than 12 dead babys in a dumpster...
    1 dead baby in 12 dumpsters!
  4. Like the woman in Jaws, "That's not funny. I don't find that
    funny at all."

    For a first post, that was definitely a loser.

    Sorry to harsh on you, man.
  5. Bwahahahaha!! Ya know, the header said "sick baby jokes"!! It was a baby joke. And it was sick. This one's for you.

    What do you get when you pull barbed wire out of a dead baby's arse?

    a boner
  6. What's worse than smoking pot with a baby?

    Making a bong out of it
  7. it takes imagination or mental illness to enjoy a good dead baby joke, luckily I have both of those things :D

    if these jokes are too much for you don't read 'em, the whole point is to be as sick as possible, nobody here advocates dead babies

    what's worse than 12 dead babies in a garbage can?

    11 dead babies and one live baby that has to eat it's way out

    Oh.... here's a couple for ya.
    What's red, screaming and can't turn corners?
    A baby with a spear through it's head.

    One more.
    Whats the perfect gift for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy!

    I'm so ashamed of myself :eek:

  9. lol
  10. lol, that is some sick funny shit

    how do you make a dead baby float?

    a can of root beer and two scoops of dead baby.

    whats red and squirms in the corner?

    a baby with a razor blade.

    whats green and sits in the corner?

    the same baby two weeks later.
  11. wuts more fun than stapling a dead baby to a wall?

    - pulling it off
  12. What's pink and turns red at the flick of a switch......

    a baby in a food processor
  13. Why did the baby cross the road?.....

    to get to the other side.

    Why did the pervert cross the road?...

    cos he had his cock stuck up the baby.
  14. Whats black and taps on glass?

    A baby in a microwave.
  15. What's 12 inches long and stiff in the morning?

    A Sudden Infant Death Syndrome victim
  16. What's the difference between a pedophile and spots?

    Spots don't come on your face until you're fourteen.

    Well it was sort of a baby joke
  17. What's black and white and red all over?

    - A burning baby.
  18. whats the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?.....

    You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

  19. ROTFLMAO!!!!:D
  20. How do you get a baby into a jar? Blender. How do you get it out? Nachoes!

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