showering habits

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by BillyBongThortn, May 28, 2003.

  1. Showering Habits - How to shower like a woman

    1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper

    according to lights and darks.

    2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband

    along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note


    do more sit-ups.

    4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, and


    loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.

    5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added


    6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

    7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced

    with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

    8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes

    until it?s red.

    9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body


    10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

    11. Shave armpits and legs.

    12. Turn off shower.

    13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with


    14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

    15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

    16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.

    17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

    How to shower like a man

    1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave

    them in a pile.

    2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake

    wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

    3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire your wiener


    scratch your butt.

    4. Get in the shower.

    5. Wash your armpits.

    6. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

    7. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they

    sound in the shower.

    8. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding areas.

    9. Wash your butt, leaving butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    10. Shampoo your hair.

    11. Make a shampoo Mohawk.

    12. Pee.

    13. Rinse off and get out of shower.

    14. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because


    hanging out of the tub the whole time.

    15. Admire wiener again.

    16. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.

    17. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass


    pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound


    18. Throw wet towel on bed.
  2. too funny!
  3. I think that nails it pretty well
  4. I love it!!!
  5. Without failure, everytime i make a mowhawk.
  6. meh ive seen this million times before

  7. awww how cute ;)... lmfao! thats too funny!

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