A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." I said "Okay , but don't go in that field over there.....", The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?.... do you understand?!!" I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified. I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs..... "Your badge, show him your fucking BADGE!!"
http://forum.grasscity.com/grasscity-forum-humor/1097708-dea-agent-goes-looking-pot.html Ha i realized you posted in the other one too...
Well I didn't see that other post nor did I have any intention on searching for it. Sorry for the repost. Regardless it was still funny.
Its funny, but of course it didnt happen. We all know what trigger happy cops do to peoples pet dogs. Graphic vid* http://forum.grasscity.com/pandoras-box/1093536-look-fucking-cop.html