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Should I worry about this? (probation drug test)

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by brazyy, Feb 7, 2021.

  1. hey guys, I'm new to this forum so forgive me if this is out of place but I'm low-key getting super anxious about this drug test. so, I purchased Detoxify Extra Clean about 4 days ago, on that day I stopped smoking. So, I just took my drug test today for probation, I stopped smoking beforehand but I was diagnosed with sciatica and it's getting to a point where it's almost impossible to sleep. so, I smoke about a blunt to 2 a day. I'm 6 ft, 220 pounds. I wouldn't say I'm a heavy smoker. Moderate at it's best, the weed I have been smoking isn't top of the shelf, but not schwag. So, the drug test was at 12PM, I drank it around 9:05am, waited 15 mins, (this is gross but I'm giving as much detail so I can get some type of insight), I was shitting my brains out but wasn't really urinating. I took a shower, started pounding some water down because I wasn't peeing like it said I should. I drank about 4 water bottles and started pissing like crazy. my pee was crystal clear at this point. it was around 10:50am, before then I was pissing on and off I took some multivitamins and drank a whole can of monster for coloration. I know it seems overkill but I wanted to pass this. so, i left about 11:30am, really had to piss so I would piss a little bit each time in a empty water bottle on the way before the test but not enough to empty the tank. the test administrator noticed that my piss looked different but it had color so she wasn't suspicious. my test is getting sent off to LabCorp, I'm mostly worried about getting a call that my piss is too diluted or faoling. I understand I got myself into this situation and I'm willing to accept the consequences but my insurance is dogshit and I'm supposed to see a chiropractor on Friday to get something done about it but it's going to be a painful 5 days till then. thanks for reading, let me know if I'm fucked or not so I can prepare myself for it.
     
  2. You were pissing in a bottle on your way to work?

    Sorry to say, you probably failed. If you knew about the mandatory testing, why would you smoke weed? Dumb move.
     
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  3. no, I was pissing little by little in a water bottle cause of how much fluid I was taking on my way to the drug test. yeah, would've been smart to stop beforehand but didn't. oh well, fuck it we ball
     

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