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Should I Try Hitting Up The Pizza Guy?

Discussion in 'Beginner Cannabis Consumption & Tips' started by cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014.

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  1. #1 cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014
    Long story short, recently moved to a middle of nowhere town and don't know a soul.  Met one random dealer by asking around at the mall, but he's been dry for 2 weeks.  Tomorrow is 4/20 and I really want to have some weed, I was thinking about ordering a pizza and asking the guy if he knew anybody (if he looked chill).  Worth a shot?  I know it's risky as fuck, but being out on the big day would suck..

     
  2. #2 AuhMayZing, Apr 20, 2014
    tell him you're a brony, he'll hand you an ounce on the spot.
     
  3. #3 ThreeFiftyZzz, Apr 20, 2014
    Good luck.. u might have to order a bunch of pizzas from different places lol
     
  4. #4 cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014
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    Yeah, but having a shitton of pizza if I do get lucky would come in handy   :smoking:
     
    Edit: decided not to after reading about the dude that got cops called on him by the pizza dude for MMJ... guess I won't be smoking this 4/20
     
  5. #5 Dude Im Stoned, Apr 20, 2014
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    You decided not to?
    Dude there is such a slight chance of a pizza delivery kid calling the cops.
    Most pizza guys nowadays tend to be foreign and young.
    If you ask them 1 of 3 things could occur:
     
    1. He has no clue what you're saying due to not speaking english, or says no(60%)
    2. He has ganj for sale or has a number (38%)
    3. Walks away absolutely terrified someone just asked him if they sell weed and calls the police straight away. (2%)
     
    EVEN if option 3 does occur, WHAT police officer in the world is going to conduct a search on a house that someone has asked if they sell bud in? If someone asks to buy bud off you, wouldn't it tell you they have no bud? So why would a cop go to a house with no bud? You would get a small fine if you have a dirty piece, at worst.
    OR (for weeds tv show fans) Nancy Botwin could ask if they sell weed to gather information about the local dealer territories and how she is going to viciously take them out of business.
     
    Don't sweat it bruh, if you can't find any come to Aus and i'll hook ya up  :hello:  :smoking:  :smoking:
     
  6. #6 aToker, Apr 20, 2014
    Sucks man.. I wish you weed your way. Try calling an old friend maybe.
     
  7. #7 Dr fumbles, Apr 20, 2014
    Dude I sold when I was a delivery driver. Best way to get easy sales


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  8. #8 cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014
  9. #9 Jesse23, Apr 20, 2014
    Honestly I think you could find someone who sells by asking a pizza guy, and what you ordered is exactly what I had the other day from dominos lol.
     
  10. #10 cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014
    It's out for delivery, moment of truth...
     
  11. #11 TruthfullyBaked, Apr 20, 2014
    I can't wait for the update,
     
  12. #12 cooldgamer, Apr 20, 2014
    He was an older guy, asked and he said he didn't smoke himself but would give out my # to any coworkers that did... It's something
     
  13. #13 Jesse23, Apr 20, 2014
    You might get somewhere with that ;)
    Because there has got to be some people that smoke working at dominos :p
     
  14. #14 sektr, Apr 20, 2014
    A lot of delivery drivers do sell because it's a perfect cover for dealing. You're out with a bag full of pizzas makin stops at random people's houses, who the fuck would ever check that? You can even cover your drug profits by claiming them as "tips".
     
    Try it, worst case scenario you don't find any.
     
  15. #15 Cat5eUTP, Apr 21, 2014
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    That's pretty cool. Hope something comes through for you. I gave up looking for someone in real life and resorted to the dark powers of the internet to bring me bud.
     
  16. #16 Hypnotix, Apr 21, 2014
    This is slightly off topic but what is white sauce? Sounds horrible


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  17. #17 Cat5eUTP, Apr 21, 2014
    White sauce is awesome. I usually get it with chicken and nothing else.
     
  18. #18 c_man, Apr 22, 2014
    Vinyl scratch... honestly, you might be the only other brony stoner I've seen.

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  19. #19 black sabbath, Apr 22, 2014
    Do it bro, asking for weed isn't illegal (i think)
     
  20. #20 What-a-Riot, Apr 22, 2014
    Don't know why you think it's risky a fuck. Kinda doubt a pizza delivery guy would really go vigilante over something like that


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